Meet Porter Wescott

I've talked about him before but I'm talking about him again. This is Porter Wescott and he wants you to notice him. LOOK AT HIM. Isn't he pretty? I met Porter back in August of 2009 just as he was ending a tumultuous two year relationship with a MAC-counter drag queen. When we first hung out all I wanted was his dick. A night or two of fun, maybe three if it was good but nothing more than that. Marcus however had very different intentions for Porter.

Marcus saw a friend in Porter. He was adamant that we refrain from engaging in any sexual activity with him for fear that it would ruin all possibilities of an actual friendship. Personally, I didn't see why he couldn't befriend him while I befuckbuddied him but Marcus insisted it would muddy things up so I reluctantly backed off. Whenever Porter came around, Marcus would put my balls in a jar and lock them under the kitchen sink. Basically, he cock-blocked me every time we hung out with him and forced me to talk to him instead of blow him.

Through our little chats, I realized that Porter and I are not the most likely of chums. I mean, besides our sweet tooth for cock and our penchant for attention, we are polar opposites. We don't have similar tastes in movies, music, or food. We don't enjoy partaking in any of the same pastimes. And we don't really have any non-sexual common interests. Our lifestyles are literally stark contrasts of one another yet somehow, despite our differences, we have managed to become friends.

Since meeting him a mere seven months ago, Porter has become my budding porn prodigy, my overbearing house mate, and one of my closest pals. And just between you and me, I did hook up with him. But it was just once, I HAD TO. Can you blame me? If you had that walking around your house half naked all day, you'd want it too. Don't lie.

Clearly Porter has this ability to put boys under a short-lived fuck spell. I say short-lived because after he's fucked away some of that sex haze that's blinding you from seeing his ego-centric "everybody wants me" personality, Pop trash "Miley Cyrus is the next Britney Spears" diet, and over dramatic "it's so hard to be me" antics, that whole tent-pitching effect of his begins to fade. Well at least it did for me.

I'm totally just kidding about that last paragraph... I'm just jealous that all my tricks always end up in his bedroom and all my former employers are desperate to book him. Porter Wescott is truly one hot hunk of burning desire and an altogether outstanding guy. Sure he can be a cunt at times and yes his ego is out of this world but he is always there when you need him. And that's what really counts in my book. Plus he still gets my panties wet... or in a twist, depending on his mood.

Want more Porter Wescott? Check out his blog at:
WWW.PORTERPHILIA.COM

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CLICK HERE TO WATCH HIS VIDEOS

Major Blockage

This isn't working. I told myself I need to blog at least once a day but clearly that isn't happening. I've been sitting on my computer for three hours now, trying desperately to put a post together. I write about three sentences, I get stuck, and then I delete it all. I know that I have things to write about. My life actually has been a lot more active this winter, I have more friends now, I've been having more sex lately, I've been traveling quite frequently, but I just can't seem to organize my thoughts. I'm going to go masturbate and try this again in the morning.

I Like My Shirt

Meet Jean-Baptiste. This insanely adorkable man is the founder of SquidFire.com, a Baltimore based T-shirt company that champions the oddest of designs and I mean that as a compliment. A couple of months ago Jean-Baptiste sent me one of the most peculiar T-shirts I have ever seen. I really like it. I think I might wear it all the time, except for when someone is ejaculating all over me... I wouldn't want to stain the shirt. And while I'm on the subject of ejaculating, Jean-Baptiste, if you are reading this, I'd let you ejaculate all over me or in me or both on me and in me. I mean it's only fair, right? You did give me a free T-shirt after all. That's like twenty bucks and who wouldn't spread their legs for twenty bucks? In any case, SquidFire.com has some pretty neat stuff, from clothes to lunch bags and everything in between so check them out. Pictures of me in my nifty new shirt below.

Lazarus

Indolence. It's my own worst enemy. Creeping up on me quietly and slowly, almost at a snails pace. Very careful not to warrant any alarm. Allowing me to get comfortable and content, and before I know it, indolence has me in its grasp. For more than two months I have let life pass me by. I've lost fifteen pounds of muscle and I'm seriously behind on my blog. What's even worse is the fact that I have only had sex with twelve people since I became single back in October. That's pathetic for a self-described cock-a-holic like myself. For gay CHRIST'S sake, what kind of porn slut am I? A pretty bad one for sure. Twelve boys in nearly four months?! God that's a sad realization. It should be more like twelve hundred. It's like I'm one of the snormal boys. I have been way too lazy for way too long... Well not anymore. No more masturbating because I'm too lazy to put in the effort required to find a hook-up. No more eating out for every meal because I'm too lazy to cook. No more skipping out on the gym. No more sleeping half the day away. No more eight hour gaming sessions. I have to conquer old indolence once and for all. Starting today I will be a new man. A man that works out every day, goes to bed before 2am every night, and wakes up before 10am every morning. I will limit the amount of time I spend on video games. I will make an effort to write at least once a day. And I will stop ignoring my sex addiction and actually go out and get some dick. It's time I start living again.

Bryan Ockert, Owner of Chaos Men, Weighs in on Zane

I just want to make one thing clear. I am simply writing about my life and my experiences. The things that I do, the places that I go, and the people that I know. Zane just happens to be one of those experiences. Below is an email I received from Bryan Ockert, the owner of ChaosMen.com and former employer of Zane, regarding my previous article.

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