The Truth Comes Out

By Marcus Wyler



Here's the TRUTH about Mason Wyler:

• He is a nail biter and he bites them alot, especially when he is watching a movie or is in deep thought.
• Whenever he feels like he has done something wrong, he imitates Eric Cartman from the TV show South Park.
• His right nipple is sexually wired to his dick, it's his "on" button, simply grazing it or rubbing it is a sure-fire way to get his attention.
• He built his own computer.
• He has vocal talent and I don't mean when he has a dick in his ass, I mean the boy can sing.
• He has an older brother in the Navy.
  
• Mason used to want to get off at least two times a day, Now its more like four times a day.
• When we go to museums he reads every word on every plaque, it takes hours to get through just one wing of a museum. He also likes to touch priceless artifacts when the museum workers aren't looking.
• His favorite art/architecture style is Art Deco.
• He is versatile.
  
• He is an avid gamer, he owns a PS3, an XBox360, and he built his computer to play PC games. He does NOT own a Wii and has no desire to ever own one.
• His musical taste includes classical music, soft rock from the 70's and 80's, classic country ie. Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner, jazz, blues, disco, show tunes, opera, and some pop from the 90's.
• He has never tried, used, or experimented with drugs ( I don't count marijuana as a drug).
• An apartment, a dog, and a 60" television were the only possessions he wanted out of life before he met me.
• If he is in the shower for longer than five minutes then there is a 90% chance that he is jacking off.
• He does not enjoy going out to gay night clubs or bars. Nine times out of ten, if you take him to a gay bar he will begin to look like he wants to leave by 11pm.
• For Mason, going to bed at 2am and waking up at noon is a responsible and healthy sleep schedule.
• He has ZERO gay friends.
  
• His cum is tasteless.
• Alot of his jokes are tasteless and offensive, most of them aren't even funny, but hang out with him long enough and he will do something that will make you laugh.
  
• When he bottoms, he gets kind of bossy (and I don't mean he says, "Yeah, fuck my ass, give it to me harder/deeper" like you hear him say in his videos. I mean he says things like, "Wait, hold on, I don't think I can take it, don't go too deep. Did you cum yet? Pull out. How was your day? Did you have any trouble finding the place? What are you majoring in?) unless you know how to be dominant with him.
  
• He has never been to a gay house party, a gay circuit party, or a gay pride parade.
• When he gets angry, his face gets red and he makes an angry claw gesture with his hands.
• He likes it when you talk dirty to him in bed.
• He would love to live in London, Buenos Aires, or any city in Italy.
  
• He doesn't think he is the hottest thing since sliced bread.
• If you take the time to get to know him you would find out that he is incredibly unique, simply one of a kind.