02 November 2008

Let's Play a Game

I'm sure most of you are familiar with a game called "I Never." Some of you have probably even played it a few times. For those of you who haven't, the rules are simple. It's a drinking game where the participants take turns saying things that they have never done before and if anyone else who is playing has done it, then they have to drink. For example, if it's my turn and I say, "I have never won a million dollars", and Joe Schmo to my right has won a million dollars before, then he has to drink. The game has two purposes, its an excuse to get drunk and its a way to get to know your friends better.
I myself have never played it, I've never been a big drinker and well, I've done alot of things that my friends have never done. I'm afraid that if I ever played "I Never" with them I'd lose real quick.

So I've decided to come up with my own version of "I Never." It's called "I Have", think the opposite of "I Never" with a sexual twist.


Here are the rules:
  • Post a comment stating a sexual activity that you HAVE done before.
  • At 12 midnight Pacific Standard Time, I will read every comment and count the ones that contain a sexual activity that I have NEVER done before.
  • The total of sexual activities listed that I have never done before will equal the amount of times I have to jerk off tomorrow.
  • I will post a new blog entry tomorrow morning revealing the things I have never done before that people had posted in comments from the day before.
  • The same sexual activity posted in multiple comments only count once.
  • The purpose of this game is to get to know me better and force me to masturbate more.

92 comments:

  1. I HAVE... had sex by the side of train tracks and my boyfriend was cumming just as a commuter train drove by...

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  2. i have been fuck by a guy and blown one at the same time all while in a bathtub.

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  3. i have secretly had sex under the table at a very formal black tie functin while the meal was being served above us.

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  4. i have had sex on a train during peak hour

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  5. i have had sex inside a swimming pool.

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  6. i live in san francisco. this guy i know sat in the back seat (it is longer) and with his big condom-covered cock out of his fly i sat on his lap with my low hanging jeans pulled down past my butt. i put my jacket over my lap to cover up showing that he was, in fact, fucking me as we RODE it. he came up my ass, pulled out the rubber and i ate the jizz out of it before we GOT OFF in potrero hill....

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  7. I HAVE...had sex with two of my cousins (who are brothers)

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  8. I have sucked off two of my straight friends within a two months span

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  9. I have cum in a guys ass and then sucked the cum back out with my tongue.

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  10. I have had sex on the side of the road.

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  11. I have had sex in the forest.

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  12. I've was fucked under a lifeguard stand on Pompano Beach (near Fort Lauderdale, Flordia)around 11:00 pm on a Christmas Eve with families walking around. Had sand in my ass the entire day afterward.

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  13. I fucked my ex in a graveyard on top of a freshly dug grave.

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  14. I HAVE... blown an actor on the CW.

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  15. I have gotten my cock sucked on my frat house's front yard by a guy, at bar time with people walking past.

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  16. With my ex I gave him head in a train car. And not just any train car. There were people sitting across from us and we were both horney. SO he took of his jacket and put it over his lap. I then went under the jacket and did my job. Gave him such head that he was twitchin and making noises. The other passengers were just like "OMG, is this really happening". When finished I just wiped my mouth and called it a day. :)

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  17. i had my first orgasm aged 11 on a crowded underground train...

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  18. I HAVE recieved a blowjob on a school bus. It was my freshman year of high school. We were on our way to a ski trip. lol

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  19. I had sex with my ex in a hotel room with the lights on with his sister on the other bed (under the covers of course). Both of us on our side, he fucking me and we both came at the same time without making any noise.

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  20. I had sex on a sailboat while sailing to Sanibel Island in Florida.
    Thank god for the auto pilot.

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  21. i have had sex in the bathroom stall at a movie theater with other people in the there

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  22. I HAVE had sex at my place of work, gave a guy a bj in my office while the store was open. Good thing he shot quick, we were almost interupted

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  23. i have...had sex in a hill, while people in theirs cars was around us. We was able to see theirs faces, so I guess they saw us too.
    (Los Andes, Chile)

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  24. I have suck my ex boyfriend dick in back of a merto bus.

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  25. I Have... Had a threesome as my first time when I was 12. Had it with a hawaiian named kapena and a mixed kid named adarian. Both where 16. We did it in a tent in the back yard of adarian's house. Then the next day I went to church. Came home and then we had sex in a raft at a public pool with a family swimming near by.

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  26. got fuckedin a gas station bathroom at dawn by the attendant while people waited in line..

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  27. I Have...Had sex on a saturday afternoon in the handicapped bathroom stall in Sears, located in the mall.

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  28. I Have... had sex with someone on a picnic table in a park...at night..with the cops patrolling near by

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  29. I have...had sex with a straight guy in my parents bed, on the pool table with my dad upstairs, in the hot tub with my dad inside, in the dining room after making filet mignon and lobster tail and all over the fucking house!

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  30. I used to "cop a feel" on my old room mate after he had been out drinking. I would try to get him hard and hope he would blow his load.
    I do not think he ever knew I was doing it, but the last night we shared an apt, he came home for "one last sleep over", when he could have been at his girl friends place.

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  31. i had sex and fell in love with my brother - from the time i was 14 and he was 16 - until he married when i was 19 - i hated her - i loved him until the day he died - 2 years ago - i am now 50

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  32. I have had sex on a playground swing in the middle of the night

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  33. I HAVE had sex in a library bathroom, in a motel room, in the desert.
    I HAVE fucked a guy in a pool, in the steam room at the gym and sucked a guy in the shower.

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  34. I HAVE had sex in the mountains and sex in a adult bookstore. I gave a bj to someone in the stacks in the library.

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  35. I have fucked a nice ass in a creek by the train tracks in broad daylight and it was a tourist attraction, which made it more better

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  36. I have knelt in the middle of a gay sex club, and sucked off three strangers in front of a crowd of people during gay pride... in NYC; I have blown a frat boy stranger at his semi formal - and had one of his 'brothers' walk in...; I have had sex in my office, late in the evening, on a conference room table.

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  37. Jacked off with partner in the back of an ambulance

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  38. i have blown a ploice offiver to get out of a ticket

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  39. have you been made to act like a dog, leashed, forced to crawl like a dog and taken outside to pee like one?

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  40. I have... had sex at the pulpit of a church. Who was pounding my ass?? The hot new minister.

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  41. 1. On my way to SCUBA diving in Florida, I fucked my dive buddy (that I hand just met two hours before) in the back of the van headed towards Key West. Everybody in the van knew what was going on.

    2. I don't know if this counts, since we didn't complete it, but I got a real blow job from another actor on stage during the last performance. Every other show it had been simulated. (We were in a bed, under covers.)

    3. I got a blow job from my then boyfriend while he was in his bed in the hospital after a car accident.

    4. I went home with a guy I met at a bar and was fucking him in his living room. His wife walked in on us just as I was shooting up his ass.

    5. I fucked guy while he was on the phone with his parents.

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  42. while giving my guy a bj lick his ass (eat him out) he cum like never before and remain with a hard after wards for some time.

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  43. between me and a gay couple on my swim team we converted half the guys gay and i personally have had sex with 13/15 guys on my swim team... 
    and had a 4some in the pool shower with them....

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  44. I gave my ex head deep throating his massive 16 inch, while i allowed his much sexier twin brother and his 16 inch tool to fuck me silly.

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  45. I HAVE ... had sex while hanging on to a chain link fence while traffic was cruising by ...

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  46. I have had sex at in a bathroom at a party

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  47. I have had sex during class in the bathrooom

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  48. I had a puertorican guy dressed in skintight spandex sit on my face and take a shit in my mouth.I chewed and swallowed his shit and came so hard it hit the ceilig.

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  49. I've never been smacked around, spit on, degraded, insulted, etc. during sex.

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  50. 1. I have gotten caught having sex in a car, at night, in the middle of a High School parking lot by a police officer.

    2. I have had sex in the bed of a hotel room in San Francisco while our two straight friends were asleep in the next bed over.

    3. I have given two straight friends blowjobs at 2 am in my front lawn while it was 32 degrees outside.

    4. I have had sex on the floor of my bedroom, before the foot of my bed, while my roommate was asleep on the bed. We came quietly and then crawled out of the room.

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  51. I LET THE DOG FUCK ME , I WAS HORNY AND THERE WAS NO ONE AVALIABLE

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  52. 1. Gangbanged the ministers grand-daughter in the basement of the church during a Christmas party.

    2. Fucked a co-worker in the space between the outdoor walk-in freezer and the building.

    3. Had sex (oral and anal)in a car (no window tint) parked on a busy street during morning rush hour.

    4. got a blow job standing in the back of a pick-up with my dick sticking through the sliding rear window into the cab while cruising the strip on a sat. nite.

    5. Got a blow-job standing on the sidewalk on Main street.

    6. Had sex in a hearse

    7. Got head from a black dude while his wife watched.

    8. I carried on an affair with two closet case roommates for three years with out them ever finding out about each other.

    9. I fucked a guy while his girlfriend was in the next room watching TV.

    10. I gave the DJ (radio) a blowjob while he read the weather reoprt live on the air.

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  53. got fucked by dad

    and antother by my brother and

    and another time with mans best friend

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  54. Michael in Margate FLNovember 2, 2008 at 10:37 PM

    I have fucked my boyfriend in the restroom of an Amtrak train from Chicago to Denver

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  55. I have had sex inside Disneyland Park during opened hours

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  56. I have had sex in a church with an alter boy when I was attending catholic school

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  57. i have had sex with my twin cousins who are both straight

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  58. I have fucked a straight boy AND his girlfriend in one hot session.

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  59. i got fucked by two strippers while the show was going on in DC and then blew 3 others while they needed prepping to go out and shake it.. interesting enough, i was just a guy in the crowd that made a comment to the stipper that he needed some fluffing.. and i got fucked twice and blew a few others.. and went home with 2 strippers that fucked me for more.

    was fun, not really a situation.. just needed to brag. haha

    richard29pa@aol.com

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  60. how about fucking someone in the wave pool at dorney park in PA? it was a fun day.. and the ppl around was crowded.

    richard29pa@aol.com

    (sorry about posting 2, but couldnt make my mind up on which i wanted to do).

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  61. 1. i had sex with my 19 year old friend and his dad which was 51 at that time when i was 15. They both fucked my ass and made me swallow their cum and it happened during family day at school.

    2. had sex with all of my boyfriends relatives.. his dad and all of his 3 brothers

    3. i gave a blowjob to my friend at our classroom while the teacher was lecturing when i was 14

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  62. Wow,I just cant believed all those people said things for real....
    The wildest thing I have ever done is probably fisting two guys the same thing at slammer, the sex club in LA

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  63. 1. I had a two-year relationship with one of my college professors, who was hot, and 29 at the time. One time, while I was blowing him under his desk, a student walked in for a consultation. I didn't know what to do so I kept on going. When he came, he told the student that he just pulled a back muscle.

    2. Last year during fashion week in Paris, I was sharing a room with 4 other models, with another 18 models in the house. I fucked one of my roommates one another roommates bed while another roommate was sleeping. After I came all over his face, we turned the roommates pillowcase around and went to sleep in our own beds.

    3. I have fucked castng agents to get the job.

    4. I have had sex with lots of women.

    5. I have hate-fucked someone.

    6. I have thrown up on someone while I was deepthroating them.

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  64. Hi,

    I have done a dildo double penetration while on webcam with some guy watching (I also played with more toys, like anal beads, large falcon plug and Adam Dexter Cock Dildo from Colt).

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  65. I've peed on someone, a.k.a. golden shower, however, I've never received it ;D

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  66. i have been fucked by two thick cock's at the same time well suckking on another funpart we where in the projection room of my local cinema and fuck it was good dont know what happened in the movie but who the fuck care's

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  67. I simulated a rape with a guy I met online. He gave me his address and he left his window open for a week (he lived on the ground floor). One night (he didnt know when it would be) I jumped into his flat at 3 AM while he was really asleep. I jumped over him, and he had a shock! I then tied him and raped him while he acted as a victim.

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  68. I have fingered my boy and had made him cum while we were seeing a movie at a friend's house. We were in the living-room with his parents, his two brothers, his girlfriend and another friend. After that I had to fuck him really hard at our friend parents' bathroom 'cause I was sooo horny... The others ones did not notice anything... ;-)

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  69. i've only been aware of you and your movies for about a year or so. i alway's considered you hot with a big cock. kinda like a hot sexy nerd type. was real sad to hear about your attack. you out there like that on blast is not a good thing guy. the gay community seem to not have morals lately. why would you invite some dude into your apt that you do not know?, i thought you were in a commited relationship?, you are why people hate gay people. it's all sex all the time for most.

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  70. I have topped a married straight guy on his wife's bed, while she was at work.

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  71. I have ... been naked in the passenger seat of a car, clothes safely locked in the boot, fingers in my hole, my mouth on his cock before he pulled over and I had to earn my clothes back.

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  72. I have... had sex in the mountains on horse back with a hot guy I met that needed a ride back to camp.. Very hot

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  73. im 25 now but when i was in high school,16 ;junior year, i had sex with my track coach adn two other track teamates in the locker room showers...=)

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  74. I had great sex with my bf and while bottoming me he also fuckeded me with a dildo. It was way too much for me. Maybe should give it a retry...

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  75. I fucked my drunk, married straight best friend on his patio while his wife, mother, mother-in-law and daughter were all in the house getting ready for bed. He initiated it by lowering his pants and bending over showing me his hairy tight hole.

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  76. I let two sexy muscled gymnasts stay at my place, who got on either side of me in bed. I managed to fall alseep but woke up to having one on each side of me, licking my chest, taking turns stroking my cock.

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  77. I have had sex with 3 guys in one night for money after my bf at the time pimped me out so we could pay the rent. (yes I was cool with it)

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  78. tagged for my bf and his str8 best friend on the naughty balcony of the old roxy in nyc and later a bartender pointed out that i still had a little cum on my goatee haha! prolly my sluttiest moment to date, but there have been quite a few others :)

    mess around lots in the lowe.

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  79. In 2 separate occasions I have gone to this gay club and walked out w/ a guy that was cruising me to do it in their cars in the parking lot.

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  80. I sucked off my best friends drunk str8brother

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  81. My freshman year in High School I slouched a little under my desk and jerked off in class.

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  82. On my 21st bday party I blew and fucked one of my brother's friends in the kitchen while everyone else was passed out in the living room and basement

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  83. I Have....
    1. had sex in a cemetary in broad daylight.
    2. had sex with my bf when his parents were home and at that time he still wasn't out to them.
    3.screwed a guy on an old train bridge
    4.screwed a guy on a walking trail at 11 at night.
    5. had a bf who had never even made it to first base and we had sex twice.
    6. had sex with the host of a party and then gave him a handjob while someone else was asleep right next to me.
    7. had sex in a parking lot behind a gas station.
    8. gotten a blowjob in the park in my car in broad daylight during the busy time.

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  84. wow!!! what can i say!! totaly, beautiful!! o m g !!!!

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  85. I have had a j/o blow session in a stall where about twenty other guys could hear us moaning at a gay nights club in salt lake city

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  86. I know I'm past the deadline, boy for shits and giggles.. I HAVE been fucked in the backseat of a car in the parking lot of a Target (at midnight).. I HAVE jerked off for a guy in a public library mens room... I HAVE had sex with my boyfriend in the same room as his straight-couple best friends.. I HAVE (sadly) had sex with my 3rd cousin on a dock in the middle of the night (who was married.. and apparently a bottom).

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  87. Just a few words to say that this picture of you Mason is very sexy .... I do not know why but you look great
    It's hot

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  88. it's probaly too late but I had sex with two of my cousins (18)(19) I'm 18. And with my two older brothers 23 and 26

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