I just wanted to take sometime to answer those of you who asked why it is that my brother is cut while I am uncut.
Well, according to my mother, some hippie organization is the reason why I have an uncircumcised dick. They sent out mass mailings claiming that circumcision was a crime against nature and brutally damaging to a babies overall development. Kind of like the PETA of foreskin advocates. My mother received one of their colorful letters right before I was born and it was apparently enough to convince her that leaving my penis unscathed was paramount. And that my friends is why my dick looks like it does today.