03 December 2008

I Don't Always Get What I Want... But You Might

Would you like $1000, a free vacation, and use of my cock-addicted hole, my ass-hungry cock, and my cum-thirsty mouth? Then keep on reading!

But first let me just preface this by saying: Just because I hit on every hunk I find irresistible doesn't mean that I think I can get anyone one that I want. I know there are PLENTY of guys who are way out of my league. I just don't see any harm in trying.

Meet Max. Max is a Canadian military boy that I eagerly offered my ass to after getting to know him over the past few months. We talked on the phone, played "show and tell" on our webcams, and then I invited him to come on a Wyler vacation. An all expenses paid weekend in Vegas with room "service" every night and oral wake up calls every morning, provided by yours truly. At first he said yes, then he said maybe, and ultimately he changed his mind altogether. He says he's still interested, still wants to fuck, but that he is still recovering from a tough break-up and just isn't ready for a sex filled getaway yet. Which is just a nicer way of saying, "I'm not that into you anymore." I could be wrong about that but regardless of what he says, I still get the feeling that his dick and my hole are never going to meet. Like the title says, I don't always get what I want.

So I figured there's no use in wasting time, fighting for a lost cause and that I should turn a small loss into a big win. A big win for me, Marcus, AND one of you. With that being said, who wants to play a game?

That's right. I'm holding a contest. Let's call it the Wyler Nation Vacation Sweepstakes. I figured it'd be more fun to have guys competing for my hole instead of offering it to every guy that tickles my fancy like the slut that I am. INTERESTED?

Here are the rules:


Take a picture of yourself, SPECIFICALLY for this contest, naked or shirtless, holding a sign stating what you want to do to me (Just one sentence). The dirtier and more creative you are, the better. Make sure your face is CLEARLY visible. IF I choose to show your photo on Wyler Nation, I will censor or crop your face if you request it. Take a look at Max's picture below for an example.


Once you've done that, then send it to: WYLER_NATION@YAHOO.COM along with a more detailed account of what you would like to do with me (remember creativity and dirtiness counts), The destination you would most like to visit (choose below), and your contact info (name, location, cell number, etc).

Marcus and I will review each entry. The five contestants we like the most will be posted on Wyler Nation for the readers to vote on. Whoever gets the most votes wins.

The Winner will get an all expenses paid vacation (airfare, hotel, and food) with the Wyler's to one of these five destinations:
  1. Chicago: May 2009
  2. Buenos Aires: June 2009
  3. New Orleans: September 2009
  4. Madrid: November 2009
  5. Prague: December 2009
The Winner(s) will also receive a $1000 cash prize.

And of course this will be yours to use, however you please.

ALL ENTRIES MUST BE RECEIVED
BY DECEMBER 20th 2008



30 comments:

  1. OHHHHH how I wish I didn't start a new job recently so I could take time off if I won!!!!

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  2. Mason, I love the new banner images!

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  3. if i wasnt such a bottom myself i would take you up on your offer :-P

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  4. I had no idea Mason had such a great sense of humor. I love this post.

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  5. Interesting...

    I'm gonig to apply!

    ...but aren't you freaked out if you get some crazy weirdos given the incident that happened to you and Marcus a few months ago?

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  6. OMG Im so gonan enter. cause I have been wanting to pound your ass hard and rough ever sence i first added you on myspace. Pound you hard and rough make that hole all mine

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  7. hhhmm Madonna has a saying in a song "if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasn't yours in the first place"-waiting, Madonna "Erotica". it could be he wasn't comfortable with a vaction with the Wylers and wanted a vacation with just a Wyler. One will never know. I have found that when the opportunity usually comes, some people don't grasp it. hopefully the person that wins the contest will.

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  8. Well well well Mason... When do we start?

    - Aiden

    www.aidenash.blogspot.com
    myspace.com/theaidenash

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  9. that's two days after my PTO runs out... tragic

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  10. lol sjchan thats a sad excuse considering if you were to win thr are four times to pick from and the earliest is 6 months away.

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  11. Guy007 really!! Hope your not that crazy wierdo. Take the fun out of it why don't you! Some peoples kids, I swear!

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  12. Haha....nice competition. ^^
    A nice offer as well. Don't worry, I won't compete in the race. I'll lose anyway ^^
    Hypothetically, if I won and I chose a destination, I would probably go for Chicago. That's just my opinion anyway. I'll be sitting back and watching you guys have the most adrenaline-packed event to date.
    Have fun then
    Ciao
    Xx_RavsDesire_xX

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  13. This old fat guy would love to have some time with Mason but I know that will never happen.
    Oh yeah the new banner image is hot but not as hot as the real man.

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  14. Mason & Marcus,

    I am so glad I found your blog! I trully enjoy reading what you both post.

    I can't compete, however, good luck to all those who do!

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  15. can i still join? ;)

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  16. oh my gosh! what inspired you to hold such a contest? the award is just so cool. i wish i could apply too. but shame on me...

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  17. Mason, dude, he was all into it while it was a fantasy, but then as it became more real and he realized that it was going to happen, he froze. I can't blame him. I think if I ever bumped into you and saw those pretty eyes - I'd pee myself. Hell, if you spoke to me - I know that I'd turn red and run. Not your fault, dude, you just affect people.

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  18. great vacation spot pics! but why do new orleans and chicago get nice visitor's guide websites designed to lure us there while madrid and buenos aires link to wikipedia articles? based strictly on those links, new orleans looks like the best place to visit!

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  19. no fair - why can't you add Sydney to that list!!! Tell you what - if I win the jackpot lottery, I'll give you and Marcus the all-expenses paid holiday!! It'd be a cum-drenched week in old Sydney town, that's for sure - you'd leave 20 pounds lighter - and that'd be just the cum I sucked and fucked out of you.

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  20. You should make it a condition of the contest that you turn it into a video -- with or without the lucky winner's face on camera. Weren't you talking about getting fucked while Marcus recorded it some time back? If I were a candidate, I would want to slurp on his pretty dick while slamming mine into your hole. You have a cute boyfriend, and you can tell him I said so.;-)

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  21. Wow, I find this hard to believe. You must not have very many guys there to choose from...either that or all the ones you wanted you already had and arent interested in repeating. Well wish you luck killer

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  22. Be careful of scam artists who just want to score a free vacation and cool grand and have no intention of putting out.

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  23. DAMN Mason! I would LOVE to submit a picture and tell you ALL the NASTY things I would like to do to you but, I know reality and I SURE AM NOT nearly good looking enough to win this contest!!

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  24. I wish i had the "Hunk" type look you liked. :(

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  25. I gave your post a little press http://blog.gorgeousboys.com/?p=5044

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  26. Wow... however I please? That just might be too vague of an offer. Hmmmmm the possibilites... I wonder if they make ceiling mounted TVs for the inbetween gaming......

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  27. Hope you show some of the playful and original spirit that show up in your posts. Instead of the typical gym-bunny winning, reward a skinny socially inept geek with a week of pornstar sex and expanded horizons (among other things).

    Cute dumb dudes having sex we can see all over the place. WoW-playing nerds suddenly entering the world of hot, professional sex would be something interesting and (dare I say it) new.

    Don't be afraid to try something different. Diversity is our religion, right?

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  28. Trust me Mason once I win you will want more, and I won't dissappoint. You will always get what you want with me.

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  29. I sent my pic! Wish me luck!

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  30. How many people have submitted? Anybody on the fence about submitting and thinking they'll do it last minute?

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