But first let me just preface this by saying: Just because I hit on every hunk I find irresistible doesn't mean that I think I can get anyone one that I want. I know there are PLENTY of guys who are way out of my league. I just don't see any harm in trying.
Meet Max. Max is a Canadian military boy that I eagerly offered my ass to after getting to know him over the past few months. We talked on the phone, played "show and tell" on our webcams, and then I invited him to come on a Wyler vacation. An all expenses paid weekend in Vegas with room "service" every night and oral wake up calls every morning, provided by yours truly. At first he said yes, then he said maybe, and ultimately he changed his mind altogether. He says he's still interested, still wants to fuck, but that he is still recovering from a tough break-up and just isn't ready for a sex filled getaway yet. Which is just a nicer way of saying, "I'm not that into you anymore." I could be wrong about that but regardless of what he says, I still get the feeling that his dick and my hole are never going to meet. Like the title says, I don't always get what I want.
So I figured there's no use in wasting time, fighting for a lost cause and that I should turn a small loss into a big win. A big win for me, Marcus, AND one of you. With that being said, who wants to play a game?
That's right. I'm holding a contest. Let's call it the Wyler Nation Vacation Sweepstakes. I figured it'd be more fun to have guys competing for my hole instead of offering it to every guy that tickles my fancy like the slut that I am. INTERESTED?
Here are the rules:
Take a picture of yourself, SPECIFICALLY for this contest, naked or shirtless, holding a sign stating what you want to do to me (Just one sentence). The dirtier and more creative you are, the better. Make sure your face is CLEARLY visible. IF I choose to show your photo on Wyler Nation, I will censor or crop your face if you request it. Take a look at Max's picture below for an example.
WYLER_NATION@YAHOO.COM along with a more detailed account of what you would like to do with me (remember creativity and dirtiness counts), The destination you would most like to visit (choose below), and your contact info (name, location, cell number, etc).
Marcus and I will review each entry. The five contestants we like the most will be posted on Wyler Nation for the readers to vote on. Whoever gets the most votes wins.
The Winner will get an all expenses paid vacation (airfare, hotel, and food) with the Wyler's to one of these five destinations:
- Chicago: May 2009
- Buenos Aires: June 2009
- New Orleans: September 2009
- Madrid: November 2009
- Prague: December 2009
And of course this will be yours to use, however you please.