15 February 2009

3 Things You May Not Like About Me

  • I probably won't remember your name. It doesn't matter if you're really hot or really ugly, I'm just not good with names, especially yours. I won't even remeber your name if we hang out numerous times, not even if we have deep meaningful conversations, and not even if I suck your dick.
  • I'm naturally a slut. Regardless of whether or not I consider you a friend, I have probably slept with your boyfriend, your brother, your gay bestfriend, or your male cousin. And there's a big chance I messed around with all four of them. In fact, they might be gang-fucking my ass, right now, as you read this...
  • I have a boyfriend and we rule each other's worlds. If he wanted me to stop being a slut then I would and Mason Wyler would go bye-bye. Thankfully for me (and maybe you) he is mostly turned on by my promiscuous behavior. But before you get any ideas in your head let clarify a few things: I will never leave him (although he has left me once), not for sex, not for money, not for you, not for anything in this world or the next.
*This article was not written for anyone specific.
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26 comments:

  1. hmm....was that directed at someone specific? lol
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  2. I'm awful with names myself. We are who we are, and nobody can change us
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  3. How can anyone hate you 4 being you 4 stating what u belive i ay pro and kodos 4 knowing who you are and waht u belive
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  6. I like you because you are honest.
    Kirk/Dallas
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  7. your saying "this article was not written for anyone specific" to me is the same as saying "with all do respect" and then disrespecting someone...so, with all do respect, youre full of shit slut! for whom did you write this? were you told to do so?

    HAHAHA...i kid, kudos
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  8. HAHA! Don't worry, I'm the same way with names, I literally have met people on multiple occasions and still to this day have no idea what their name is.

    PS You really need to let me know where you got those socks. They're so hot.
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  9. That is an awesome photo, Mason! Great view of your long legs and torso, to the jockstrap, to your sexy serious look in your glasses, for just the slightest hint of "geek" to top off such a gorgeous muscled body.
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  10. I gotta say, I dig it. Im much the same way, lol, and I think you look ADORABLE in your glasses!
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  11. Joe The Linux Geek (Linux Hooker on MyWaste.coma)Feb 15, 2009 07:33 PM
    At least you're honest, more than I can say for most.

    With that said- although I tend to a more conservative (read: not slutty, only because being so is not in my comfort zone), I too have difficulty remembering names; unless I've hung out with a person more than a few times.

    As a sorta geek, I'd be more inclined to remember ones phone number as an association to their face. HA.
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  12. God you're totally gorgeous I wish I knew you
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  13. 1 thing I like about u is that u look great with the glasses =]
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  14. No problem with being you Mason!! We all have traits some find as faults, while others find them to be strengths!! I'm horrible with names too. I have to talk to, or see someone quite often be fore I can really remember their name. If I don't interact with them for a while, I tend to have a harder time remembering.

    As a personal side note, you look fucking hot in the picture!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) The socks, jock, and glasses are killer hot man!! Nothing beats a hot jock, like a hot fucking geek!! I see the best of both those worlds in you Mason!! I also have, I guess you could call it a fetish, for voices & accents. Your voice gets me going every time I hear it!! ;) ;) The only videos I have of you were you talk much is Spokes 3, and Campus Pizza!! L replay your spoken lines, and I'm like melted butter!!!!
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  15. Can I watch while my boyfriend, brother, gay bestfriend, and my male cousin gang-fuck you?
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  16. We all have three things or more that people don't like about us. The thing is, we can try to change at least something...maybe at one time your list of MUCH longer, and you changed those things about yourself, and now you only have these three things...that's what life is about change and inprove our lives.
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  17. It's amazing, Mason. After reading the majority of your blogs over the past how many months, I think I've come to the conclusion. The only thing bigger than your cock is your ego.
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  18. Not being able to remember names is no big deal, except to losers with insecurity problems. As for sluttiness, you're lucky Marcus enjoys you that way.

    Now on to what I don't like about him: Namely that he doesn't show more than some shapely biceps and pecs on his MySpace page, and his face on this blog. Is the boy so shy that he won't even pose in his underwear?
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  20. May I make one thing clear? We cannot hate our personalities. We have them for a reason. Instead of making these negative points, turn them around and make them positive points about yourself. For example, with forgetting people's names, there may be a guy/lass who you think is drab and downright boring. If you forget their names, then that's one less burden off your back. Everything happens for a reaon. Do not deny yourself, or life is not worth living.
    Take care
    Xx_RavsDesire_xX
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  21. I love sluts. The whole world is basically slutty. Be it for sex, money, food, whatever it is, everyone's a slut for something. More people should admit it and quit chastising people who aren't afraid to declare it. I'd luv a slut bf. Or fb. They're the best. Practice makes pervert, I say!
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  22. I never thought of it that way, but Jeff is so right! There is something that all of us are sluts for. With me, it's photography, music, and food. I love to take pictures (want to be a pro photographer), I love good classical music, and I'm always read for food!!!! :D :D :D :D
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  23. That's three things we both share! I'm horrible with names too. Both me and my partner are sluts, and we are totally committed to staying together no matter what. Kudos!
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  24. WOAH. LOL. nicely put. most people put up a front, but you're like "i'm a bitch, a hot bitch, deal with it". that's awesome. like no sarcasm, legit awesome.
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  25. if it helps i like the last 2 very much, good for you!
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  26. "I have a boyfriend and we rule each other's worlds. If he wanted me to stop being a slut then I would and Mason Wyler would go bye-bye."

    It hasn't even been a year and yet Marcus and Mason broke up due to Mason not wanting to give up the porn/slut world. I know there is probably more to the story, but a comment like that makes me think that something changed in Mason. It's sad really, because having someone special and committed to you is worth so much more than tons of great sex or porn.
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