25 April 2009

Totally Drained: Part One

Between yesterday's post and the last post I made before that, more than a month has gone by. Most of you probably don't care but I feel like filling you in on what's been going on in my world anyway.

Since the last time we spoke, I had just released a scene where I tried to show what a great top I can be (stop laughing) and I told you about my racist slip in the sauna. Well soon after that I attended the GayVN Awards in San Francisco which was... exhausting.

Understand that I have never been to a circuit party, a gay pride parade, or even an industry event in my life. My participation in gay night life consists of Marcus dragging me out to a gay bar once or twice every three months and going home before midnight.

It's not that I don't enjoy it. I do. And yes, I usually get some desperately wanted attention from a handful of hot boys, hot drunk boys, and hot drunk boys who are slutty (in that, I'm going to suck you off in the bathroom stall, kind of way). What's more enjoyable than that you ask? Sitting at home playing Resident Evil 5 on my PlayStation 3, not going deaf from incredibly bad remixes of already shitty pop songs that make me want to gouge my eyes out. Not screaming, "DO YOU WANT TO FUCK?!", to the man-candy who's groping my ass, standing right beside me, just so that he can respond with, "WHAT DID YOU SAY!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!", and then having the ick-worthy creeper to my left hear me repeat the question and interject "I'VE GOT A BIG DICK FOR YOUR ASS, BOY!" No thank you.

The GayVN weekend was not that kind of weekend. It was basically a weekend-long industry event centered around gay porn catered to the sluts who make it and the perverts who buy and sell it. Each event was so overcrowded with hunky porn models (and guys hotter than porn models) that there wasn't any room left for the "ick-worthy creepers" who would otherwise be there, butting in on conversations and saying things that I don't want to hear. I met many people, made a few friends, attempted to have sex with all of them, and failed miserably.

Not that this will surprise anyone but what you are about to read is both slutty and desperate. Here it goes:

I met Shane Frost, he's such a bottom. A dirty nasty whorey bottom with a flaming addiction to all things that glitter. ( He didn't have sex with me. Can you tell that I'm bitter?) And he wants you to vote for him HERE.

I met Jay and Paul from TheSword.com - I don't know what they are position wise. I'm not sure if they even like boys. I just know that Paul's penis is supposedly 8 inches in length and that he is a tease. They came back to our hotel room but left without taking off any clothes or whipping anything out. Paul: Next time I'm holding your penis hostage until it sperminates all over my face.

I met Diesel Washington, who I swear to god is like 10 feet tall. And he confuses me. He looks like this hot, angry, muscled, dom-top that towers over everyone, which scares me and turns me on at the same time. Do I drop to my knees or run for my life? Probably drop to my knees.

I met Scotty B. from Cocktails with the Stars. We rode in a limo together and I sat in his lap at Lime Bar. Scotty, if you're reading this, I want you to do me. Really. Do me. Please.

I met Dallas Reeves (again) and Dustin Michaels, two boys, two words, fucking gorgeous. Two fucking gorgeous boys that I can't get. Dallas I suppose is just out of my league. I tried talking to him and he blew smoke in my face. Dustin actually gave me the time of day, we hung out, he came back to our hotel room, and he passed out on our bed. He also thinks I'm a filthy diseased whore. Whore I might be, but diseased I am not. TESTED AND PROVEN. I still want both of them like a bulimic chick wants food.

I met Jack Shamama from GayPornBlog.Com. I ended up hanging out with him alot this past month. He welcomed me into his home. I met his cat AND his dog. I came in his kitchen AND his living room. I even came in his closet. I love Jack, he taught me that style is as important in my life, as my look.

I met Aaron King (again). We met two years ago on a porn shoot for Jet Set. We didn't have any scenes together so we decided to fuck off set in my hotel room. Two years later I randomly bumped into him in San Francisco (don't you hate it when you run into old tricks?) He just moved there, I was there for the GayVNs. We hung out... And we fucked again. Only this time I was a little more drunk, he was a little more sexy (bigger, hairier, hotter), and two other guys were passed out on the bed next to us (My BF was one of them). For the 6 days I was in San Francisco, that was the only time I got laid. I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

This isn't all the people I met that I wanted to have sex with. Just all that I felt like writing about at the moment... Stay tuned for Part Two!


  1. Mason, I can see how you would feel drained with all of those events. But I do have a question for you. You know when you were talking about what the GayVN weekend was all about, may I ask for the purpose of this event? Is it for different pornography companies to join together and show what they have achieved, or is it more of a social event? It's just when I was reading it, I couldn't see why this had been arranged. Then again, I'm not sure about these things, so if I seem a little dense, then don't worry, that's normal lol
    Well look on the bright side, at least you had a little bit of "Wyler Fun" (sorry for the bad quotation, but it means well ^_^)
    I hope you had a good time at the event, it looks like you've had an enjoyable time.
    P.S. This is a very random question, but I've been meaning to ask this for a while. Why do you have a hyperlink to the BBC News website? It's just that you don't live in the UK, and have a country of your own; t also means that you are reading my news as well.
    If you have an answer to this question, please let me know.
    Thank you very much! ^_^

  2. You had quite a time the past 30 days and need a rest from the good times.. By the way, bowling was AWESOME!! Thank you very much once again for having the bowl-a-thon. My buddy and I STILL talk about how much fun we had bowling and seeing you. I told him you were a grat guy but he was not convinced at first. He was very impressed with the way you spent time with everybody and how down to earth you are. He has gone places where others do not even look his way, or even smile at you. You proved to be the great guy you are on the phone and on your blog.

  3. Are you sure you want to post the link to those test results with your real name and date of birth?

  4. just fyi, I know you want to prove to skeptics out there that you are not "diseased," but your real name appears on the test results. thought you might want to know.

  5. Everyone in these pics is well fit! I wanna hang out with you lot hehe:)

  6. Funny post, liked the casual way to describe people's good and bad behavior, you can have a good impression with just two lines!

    Curious to read part two... but the question is: did your BF manage to get laid more than you? ;P

    P.S. cute that Scotty B.

  7. Hey! glad to read your blogs. get plenty of rest and do all over again. LOL hope you have a great week and dont work too Hard! = P

  8. That is exactly how I feel about the gay night life/club scene.... except without all of the attention, I don't get that. =P
    Video games are good for the soul.

  9. Oh and by the way, that blog where we are supposed to vote for Shane Frost has a category for you as well, Mason!
    Everyone vote for Mason for Best Photogenic Cock and Balls! :D

  10. Sounds like you had fun overall. Suggestion: When you post a string of photos like this, captions would be nice.

  11. OK this is starting to get annoying....Why do people hide behind the anonymous mask? That is the height of cowardice ><
    If you have a negative comment, be brave and say it. See, this is part of the problem with today's society. You want your opinion to heard, then say it and say it proud!
    If the Art of War has taught something, then it is this:
    It's better to be hated by everyone, but being true to yourself then for everyone to ignore you and the future of this world in your hands.
    And it is better to die with honour then to live with shame.
    This may apply to anyone here, but it is important for everyone to know.

  12. Amen sir! You gotta learn to keep up as far a the night life.


  13. I met Mr. Wyler at this event. He is nice in person (and super cute) and took the time to chat briefly even if I am not a hot porn star type. Kudos to you Mr. Wyler for being a cool guy...we did not have sex :)

  14. Mason, Mason, Mason...
    First of all, if that's your impression of gay nightlife, which I must say it seems to be for most people, you are going to the wrong places. Course, I'm pretty sure that, y'know, you and Marcus live in the wrong area for the right places....
    Anyways, some time, I'm going to find some reason to drag you out to a place that doesn't suck and is actually fun. Don't test me on this one, I could do it. I could even get you paid for it. :P

    Also, all of those people seem ridiculously gorgeous. If/when the afore-mentioned dragging-you-out-with-me happens, could you convince any of them to come with? :P Shane Frost is the only one I've actually seen in person, years and years ago and I'm pretty sure he wasn't doing porn yet. He's one of those faces you don't forget when you see it though, because there's this slutty voice inside your head that tells you to hunt him down and ravage him. Which, fortunately, I did not listen to...cause I would be in jail...

    CSGS Events

  15. Dustin MichaelsMay 3, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    I said you were diseased? Hmmm... Must be sarcasm. Sorry I passed out, did have a good time though bud.