23 May 2009

Fuck and Tell


A FEW THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE WE COPULATE: PART THREE

I am NOT discreet. I don't care if you're a policeman, army captain, construction worker, celebrity, politician, preacher, partnered, or married. If you lay pipe in my tunnel of fudge then chances are that your mom, your sister, your brother, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your son, your daughter, your priest, or your boss will know about it the next day. Not really, but you get my point, discretion is not something that I practice nor value. Sleep with me at your own risk. I fuck and tell.
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26 comments:

  1. I'll take that chance ;)
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  2. Good point ;o) Can I leave a comment in return ? .... Just in case that Mason is a lame duck in Bed :oD
    Naaaaa just kiddin
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  3. Hey Mason. You are pretty much everything I am not, but still I seem to always catch myself reading your blog or wanting to read what you write on your blog everyday. Everyday that you do not write makes my day no fun. I do not have a lot of sex, and I cannot have random sex without wanting more, and so I turn to your blog. I think you're funny and quite entertaining. I just want you to know that I wish you were my friend...
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  4. your married, so how can any of us who r good in bed get the chance to be praised by mason wyler??
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  5. lol...I think it's small risk to take in exchange for tasting that boner and getting into that sweet hole!
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  6. Still... it's like you're mumbling. If you have something to say, just say it.
    (Will there be a Part Four?)

    I bet I'm far more dull in bed than you. I've been told so. Posts have been written about me on Craig's List under the 'WTF?' category.
    Both of my hands have been known to crush on you. They force my cock to do things. Dirty things.

    Love your blog. Keep up the good work!
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  7. Well, I think I have a pretty good size penis and SURE would like to "plow" your hot ass one day!!

    Eric
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  8. That's exactly what I expect in other guys and if you don't like it, than maybe that's not the guy you want to be with. Same with guys who have stereotypes about other guys with race or body type
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  9. Excellent point Mason.

    Guys are sexual animals, and we all like to get off-as frequently as possible!

    Practice makes perfect come visit DC sometime.....
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  10. Dude, you know how much I love you anyway, but I wanted to repeat it here. I'm so over these guys who wanna shag and then go back to their wives.
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  11. that's the risk i'm willing to take.
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  12. Hey Mason,

    There's one way of making sure you won't "fuck and tell" on me. I'll only tell you things that won't get me in trouble! LOL

    I'll have to plan a trip to Houston soon...
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  13. mason all i can say is i can see you are very proud of who you are and you arent scared to tell people.it was to me if they didnt like you for some reason then theres the door seay talk to you in my second life
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  14. Tony from MaineMay 27, 2009 07:20 PM
    Mason, you are too fucking funny..sorry if you're attempting to be serious in this latest blog, but I just had to laugh. Maube its because I appreciate your bluntness. Oh yeah, as a side note, I'd probably pass on sexing it up with ya, but would never pass on being a good friend..lol
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  15. was this in response to someone in particular?

    is it just me or do these two really look alike?

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_awACeqK1Eg0/SVCHENtC6pI/AAAAAAAAFQI/-KXafw_ZgwI/s400/MASON+WYLER+16.jpg

    http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4456_862694461345_12435766_48300416_7882100_n.jpg
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  16. wyler, you are such a bossy bottom.
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  17. So why aren't you writing?????
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  18. Blimey that's a bit harsh. Some of us are hot, great in bed, happy healthy individuals and just because our cocks are smaller you write us all off. Cock size is not a crime or an achievement. It is a thing that is as much our individual responsibilty as the size of our feet.
    Great sex happens when two people or more enjoy each other a d themselves. Hating guys because they have small cocks is pitiful.
    Mason you are by your own admission not the stereotypical porn stallion. It would be great to see you enjoying and celebrating guys with smaller dicks in some of your work.
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  19. Be careful, that could lead to your downfall. If you say that to the wrong person, your reputation is at risk and the respect that you have gained so far will be in vain. But I do realise that you are still young, and need to learn from mistakes. In that case, I shall not preach the morals of this event, as there is no need for me to waste words.
    This is not my life, it's yours.
    And to the third poster (the first anonymous), that post is so desperate, that I almost feel sick hearing it.
    Xx_RavsDesire_xX
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  20. I love you how you look in your jockey shorts!
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  21. Lol so do I, thanks for keeping it real.
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  22. works for me! Anytime! Hit me up when you're heading to DC next time
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  23. I would still fuck you Mason. Every time I look at you I am hard. Plus your personality gets me going. I love your honesty!

    ~Bob
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  24. Mason I would Love a chance to use my big cock on you & listen to you moan.I want to kiss you and make you take my dick.I am an Out Gay Black Male and wanted to meet up with you.I will be in Vegas May 24-June 1st 2010.IF you happen to be out that way look me up man.Your fucking Hot in Bed!You should teach a class.
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  25. I mean... you and I haven't done more than hug a couple of times but if you want to tell people we've fucked... I'm fine with that.
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  26. I'd love it if you fucked me and I'd be okay with you telling. You're funny, honest, and fucking hot, bro!
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