Recently I've been getting alot of emails and messages from guys claiming that they have been talking to me on FaceBook, which is really strange because I don't have a FaceBook account...
Now it's not uncommon for a person to pretend to be someone else online. And it's not surprising that someone would steal another person's name, pictures, and identity and try to pass it off as their own. But what IS surprising is how many of YOU got duped by a dipshit on FaceBook who is pretending to be me. Me, Mason Wyler, a person who lists out all of his online contact information on the inter-web for everyone to see. It wouldn't even take you five minutes to figure out which "Mason Wyler" profiles are fake and which ones are real. Is it really that difficult to use Google and a little common sense?
I mean for those of you who did get fooled, did you even take the time to read the fake profile and the crap this dipshit wrote on there?! The info he has listed, like hobbies and interests, are so unbelievable and yet 2000 of you (including UNZIPPED.NET) believed it. Since when do I play football? Or any sport for that matter? And since when do I talk like a fraternity jock douche-bag?
I don't play sports, I play video games. I don't throw balls, I lick them. I don't say "Bro" or "Dude", I say "Holy Mackerel" and "Jeepers." I DON'T FaceBook, I MYSPACE.
p.s. My birthday is January 15th NOT May 5th. Thank you to everyone who sent me Happy Birthday Greetings a few months ago but y'all had the WRONG date.