01 July 2009

It Wasn't Me

UPDATE: I'm now on facebook

Recently I've been getting alot of emails and messages from guys claiming that they have been talking to me on FaceBook, which is really strange because I don't have a FaceBook account...

Now it's not uncommon for a person to pretend to be someone else online. And it's not surprising that someone would steal another person's name, pictures, and identity and try to pass it off as their own. But what IS surprising is how many of YOU got duped by a dipshit on FaceBook who is pretending to be me. Me, Mason Wyler, a person who lists out all of his online contact information on the inter-web for everyone to see. It wouldn't even take you five minutes to figure out which "Mason Wyler" profiles are fake and which ones are real. Is it really that difficult to use Google and a little common sense?

I mean for those of you who did get fooled, did you even take the time to read the fake profile and the crap this dipshit wrote on there?! The info he has listed, like hobbies and interests, are so unbelievable and yet 2000 of you (including UNZIPPED.NET) believed it. Since when do I play football? Or any sport for that matter? And since when do I talk like a fraternity jock douche-bag?

I don't play sports, I play video games. I don't throw balls, I lick them. I don't say "Bro" or "Dude", I say "Holy Mackerel" and "Jeepers." I DON'T FaceBook, I MYSPACE.


p.s. My birthday is January 15th NOT May 5th. Thank you to everyone who sent me Happy Birthday Greetings a few months ago but y'all had the WRONG date.


46 comments:

  1. oh i love you...we need to be friends

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  2. I added the guy but did not bother messaging him considering the wrong contact info he had on the profile page. Luckily you are one of a kind!

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  3. Eh. They're both pretty passé at this point. I only go on Facebook to check notifications once, maybe twice a day, and I only friend people I actually know. Yahoo is where you go to talk to completely random douchebags.

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  4. You might not play football, bit i'd love to see you in a Houston Texans uniform stud!!!

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  5. Hahaha..count me in on one of those duped by your Facebook inpersonator.I'm a dumbass. or maybe smoke too much ganja. Well wish you would get a Facebook account. You do realize Myspace is owned by the evil Rupert Murdoch,and its just another money maker for the Fox lie machine.

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  6. Thank you for that. I defriended the fake and reported him to the FB authorities! The NERVE of some people!

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  7. Um, every person that added you on facebook is dumb. I was a fan since before myspace. Please don't tell anyone. You're a dork and when I said answer your messages on here, I didn't mean your facebook messages (of course), because of course I know that you are a dork. I know you lick balls and don't throw them and like you said before, only "real" straight guys say/use "bro." I'm a REAL Mason Wylerus kid... I mean fan. I hope this message makes you happy. it will self destruct in 10 seconds. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.................

    EH

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  8. yeah no comment on post...it is whatever to me (as in i prefer facebook and didnt buy it was you). however i do have a comment on the pics, particularly the last..."Holy Mackerel" YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT! i WILL do you...dunno when, dunno if youll be willing or if it will be an assault of sort, but I WILL DO YOU! :-P

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  9. You should start directing porn soon unless your gonna do silver daddy porn next.

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  10. Really? I would have totally pegged you as a guy into water sport. ;-)

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  11. Erm....don't you get why someone did that? There are 2 reasons for this.
    1. Someone wants to ruin your reputation. And how do you do that?
    You impersonate the "target", and isolate from everyone, so their image is damaged.
    2. Personal gain. The more likely scenario. For example, I have the same/very similar name to a radio DJ in my particular country, but I don't go around impersonating them because I want personal glory, it's ridiculous and childish.
    The only way they can affect you is if you ALLOW them to affect you.
    The reason for this....I don't know, but I think they are taking "human" behaviour to an extreme. That's what I believe anyway...
    Xx_RavsDesire_xX

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  12. DAMN HAPPY I DIDN'T GET DUPED. Although I am on Facebook, I didn't find you and would only be friends with you here!!

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  13. IS IT EVEN YOU I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH!?!?!?!

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  14. Dumb? Sorry but since I don't know Mason on a personal level, how was I to know that someone was using his pics and name in a fraudulent way? Maybe I'm more trusting than others. I don't understand why someone would pass themselves off as being Mason..i mean whats the point?
    So, I left a note with a link to this page on that guy's Facebook page, and hope all of his "friends" see it.

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  15. i think its time for mason wyler to join facebook

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  16. perhaps mason should fuck the guy and then tell about it. that seems the most direct way to go.

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  17. So many posers... i hate them!!!
    check out my blog
    http://preppygoesrock.blogspot.com/
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    http://preppygoesrock.blogspot.com/

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  18. we're both capricorns...woo hoo

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  19. MASON YOU are the FUCKING COUNT!!!!!!


    I didn't even add him, and i didn't even talk to him......I am one of the people that KNOW fakes.....And knew that wasn't YOU.......


    Sucks that you have some that didn't notice.......

    I think a lashing is in order.....

    <3 ya M
    take care tough stud

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  20. So, wait, what's your account name on Facebook again?

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  21. Mason,

    The reason why I always called you
    Jason Wyler to anything with that picture.

    Bud Wood

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  22. Hi Mason, not that your not cute when u naked, but I think you are cuter in clothes

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  23. hmm... so that is you on manhunt... you visit houston a lot.

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  24. I love that you say "jeepers," Mason! So do I!

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  25. It is clear that the person in question isn't that intelligent and intellectual....
    He/She hasn't been doing their homework...
    As a truthful point, they were bund to be found out sooner or later, because all con people ALWAYS have a weak point to them, whether it is emotionally or physically. I think their weakness was in intelligence, having very little.
    Don't think of it as a personal thing, instead you should almost pity them to crave that sort of attention. Turn it against them, not on yourself.
    Xx_RavsDesire_xX

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  26. Personally, I don't go to Twitter, Facebook or even MySpace.

    But as a public figure, maybe you should keep up a shell Facebook account to keep impostors out. A lot of famous people do this. (For their own protection, unfortunately).

    On another note, it sounds to me like someone was projecting their personal fantasies of what they would like you to be, rather than the truth.

    But the truth about you is much more interesting and hotter IMHO. A person's quirks are what makes them seem more real.

    (Honest + Approachable = Hotter)

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  27. OK, So i will try to find you in myspace, i love you Mason!

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  28. This if FUNNY. By the way, do you have any takes on the recent Fort Worth gay-bar-raiding fiasco that put an innocent guy in ICU? Just wondering what the take is from Dallas, and your sense of humor is pretty wry, so I think you'd do a commentary well.

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  29. Umm ... updates once a month now? Come on, show your fans some love! :)

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  30. where are you???

    EH

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  31. Hey tex,
    Have a few memories of you in Phoenix -- your right it was pussy centered and while my first forum, well there must be better ones. Next to you there was Chris Taylor too bad he's doing straight (for now)work, who were really the most diesel from BP. The triplets -- um why is there 4 in the films --that made me wonder - but those euro boys don't do it for me, too dark of tans, and only one is gay WTF.
    Ok so if anyone was to do it why not you -- Your book smart, had good grades in school and have a wit like mine perverted and critical with a twist. Enough on me its about you: Why not write a book on porn 101 from insertion to the ins and outs of the industry -- Kinda catchy!! but I don't believe it's been done. I read alot of gay and lesbian media (without pictures) and can't remeber one on the life of an uncut riseing star. You have the time --ever think about it?? Too bad about your 4th in Wilton's pretty humid ehy?? (on boardwalks' email list)
    Loved the gauze white button down you wore the last saturday -- should have said more then what up but was doing the party thang -- you know the stuff a good counry boy knows nothing about in an industry filled with it. Duke

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  32. ...i used to love watching your porn but after reading your blog you kind of make me sad...there is such a thing as pleasure without conscience and it is indeed probably why you are so fucked up (those are your own words, i'm not trying to be mean). there is more to life than fucking and video games...i know you have it in you :)

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  33. i love this post. one of the reasons i like you so much is your humor... and it certainly shines through on this one. i hope you are well. answer your texts every once in while. take care buddy!

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  34. Why do you update so infrequently these days?

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  35. Jeeze, I feel a bit stupid. I just sent a request to your bogus Facebook page.I even wrote you a nice note. the reason is because I was really hoping to hear from you personally. I know you can't write everyone, but it would be nice to hear from you. Just a hello or a comment on my myspace page. you;re a doll and and my hero. take care. Tom myspace.com/tomwalsh65

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  36. Shawn, what you are referring to is not really classed as "humour". It's more of a sarcastic rant. They happen from time to time...
    Xx_RavsDesire_xX

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  37. you've forgotten us

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  38. maybe all the fake mason wylers can each chip in some money to pay back mason wyler's duped fans. that would be cool. theiving trash.

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  39. Haha.. i just joined in facebook, so is good to know this before shit happens. Either way, if someday you are around there, notice me. 2 thumbs up --bd--!!

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  40. That's crazy but I've seen it before, although this is the first time I've seen it on FB. I used FB more for family and friends anyway, MySpace is where I tend to whore off more LOL.

    You'd look hot in tight ass football pants and a belly shirt! =P

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  41. gathering from what Marcus has now posted twice in the last few days, it would seem the two of you have some serious issues to deal with - and not pass pass over them on a daily basis.

    if you haven't figured it out by now Mason, some serious work with a therapist is definitely in order providing you are willing to take the big step of acknowleging how seriously you are in need of assistance.

    i think you have gone on long enough hiding behind the sex issus and your needs to constantly focus on that matter. there are far more serious issues as stake here and you own comments about how you perceive people you have sex with should be a great indicator to you that you are dealing with some major issues.

    tis really time you started to address these issues as an adult and not as a plain 23-24 year old porn star. the amazing lack of real sensitivity and reality to your four part posting is really quite sad for one so young as yourself. maybe you have just became to big too fast - but what ever is going on, it appears that if you are serious and have your well being at heart you will take some important steps in examing what is going on in your life. but then again it is your life and it is your decisions as to what to do with it.

    question is, how much longer can you afford to wait before Marcus is out the door and another body has taken his place who just wants to say Mason is mine. give it some serious thought - it appears you need it.

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  42. I'm thinking the facebook dude is senator Larry Craig or at least a closeted Republican from Yale. Couln't be a Longhorn -- or could ir be ?

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  43. Hey mason, I've been a fan of yours for quite some time now. Are you ever in NYC?

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  44. Omg u r my role model and I can't belive I added the fake u on facebook :( no one can compare to u
    Please add me on myspace!!!!! :)

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  45. Hey, Mason, I'm not a Facebook user either, and lately I'm getting to HATE facebook! I'm right with you, man! So much so, that I had to come to your site to tell you so...

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  46. You're so handsome MasoN!!!!

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