01 July 2010

My Life Over the Past Three Months in List Form

  1. I lost my job.
  2. I found a new job.
  3. I attended my first gay orgy and I didn't have fun.
  4. I attended my first gay pride and I had a blast.
  5. I let my body get out of shape.
  6. I got my body in-shape.
  7. I injured my back while trying to impress a hottie at my gym.
  8. I solicited a hot homosexual chiropractor to fix my back.
  9. I had a falling out with my housemate.
  10. I had a rekindling with the love of my life.