18 December 2011

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

*Taken from The Onion - By Bruce Heffernan

 Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

08 November 2011

Love Letter From A Billionaire's Publicist

A couple months ago I wrote about a rich beautiful thing named, Nick Hissom, who is trying to make it big in the modeling world. Last week his publicist sent me a lover letter...

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My response in the full story below.

17 October 2011

Barely Legal Boys: Cheap Bareback Whores

First let me say that I didn't bother catching their names. They're sleazy little sluts, who cares what their names are? All we need to know is that they have low standards and no self-esteem. Perfect for whoring. The two rentboys are young and cutish (Cute enough to be your live-in house boys as long as it doesn't cost you more than ten dollars per day). They both have big dicks and smooth holes. And they both prefer fucking without condoms. The blond one even likes piss play. The video of them is hot. Its bareback, it's American, and it's starring two homosexual skanks who look better than ninety percent of the skanks featured on other American bareback websites. I'm telling you, it's a must see! I kind of want to hire them myself. My house does require some upkeep and they're cheaper than Molly Maids. You can see more images from their low budget production in the FULL STORY below.

Blind Lust with Jesse Santana

My final pornographic performance has been released online at FalconStudios.com. I like to think of it as my series finale. A proper ending to a six-season run. There aren't a lot of people in this industry who get that so I have a great deal of gratitude to Falcon for giving me one. I am also glad I was able to share my final days in porn with Jesse Santana, a man I have genuinely admired and fervently yearned for over the past few years. Words cannot express how happy I was when I was told Jesse agreed to be my last scene partner. Check out more pictures from our shoot in the FULL STORY below.

14 October 2011

Gay Breakfast in Bed

The best part of wakin' up is cum-loads in your butt! This cum-loaded butt-hole brought to you by Drake Rock and Hunter Conan. A little hole-pounding seed release is the perfect way to start your morning, right? Who wants to slurp up the spooge and then tongue the rest of it out?

13 October 2011

New Slut On The Block: Micah Andrews

During the past few years, super adorable Micah Andrews has been popping up in numerous videos all over the internet. I have always found him attractive but I wasn't compelled to write about him until I found out how easy of a slut he truly is. VERY EASY. He puts out for anyone and everyone. No questions asked, no requirements to meet. Old, young, short, tall, fat, slim, rich, poor, black, or white, it doesn't matter to him. The whore doesn't discriminate. He takes it all (bareback and safe). Micah needs dick as much as he needs oxygen and that is a major plus for every gay man who bumps into him. He's young, sexy, and desperate. The absolutely perfect combination if you're looking for someone to use and abuse to your cock's content. His newest video on BoundInPublic.com shows us the only thing Micah is good for. Read the FULL STORY below to see exactly what I mean.

12 October 2011

An Erotic Waste of Time

Nicola Formichetti, the creative director of this video,  explains his vision: "I was looking at Italian Neo-Realist cinema and then, post-that, where Fellini and Pasolini become more about myth and fantasy. At the same time, I loved the idea and accessibility of pornography and everyday voyeurism onXtube. Fashion is always referencing pornography, so there was an element in doing this film of just 'cutting out the middleman,' but it is an erotic fashion film nonetheless."

In other words, he is saying that he really wishes he filmed porn but he didn't have the balls to do it so instead he created a self-hating closetcase's wet dream and tries to pass it off as some artsy fartsy fashion "film". This is my initial reaction: "Oh wow. Look at all the hot men, this looks like a fun little gay video... oh wait... what's a girl doing this? WHY IS HE FUCKING HER?! BOOBS?! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

Men for Breakfast: David Anthony and Shay Michaels

Pictured above is super-stud David Anthony getting his massive cock serviced by ruggedly-handsome Shay Michaels. A bit of dick sucking in the morning is a great way to wake up but the outfits should tell you that these men are into much, much, more. Witnessing these studs get freaky will either help you start your day off right and induce a little masturbatory action, or it'll simply scare the bejesus out of your penis and cause it to shrivel up. What you are about to see is not for the faint of hard-on. Viewer discretion is advised. Read the FULL STORY below to check out the hottest/scariest images you'll see all morning!

11 October 2011

Hooked on Hunter's Humps

FUCK ME. I just found my new obsession. This is Hunter Conan, star of DrakeRock.com and shoo-in for every "Best Chest" contest around. He has brutish good-looks (a heavy Neanderthal brow-ridge, a strong broad jaw-line, and a thick muscular physique) but those features are not the reason he caught my attention. Being that I am partly a "tits and ass" guy, it is Hunter's ample rack and voluptuous rump that really got me drooling. Read the FULL STORY below to see Hunter Naked!

10 October 2011

A New Life in The Metroplex

It is time I update you on what is currently going on in my life. For starters, I am now living in the Metroplex in order to finish my Sociology degree at UNT. I graduate in May. I am not quite sure what one does with a Sociology degree but my original plan of getting a teaching degree would take me two extra semesters to complete. I don't have that kind of patience. Hopefully, I will know what my next step is by the time I walk across the stage to get my $25,000 piece of paper.

Besides school, I've been enjoying the large selection of fine men Dallas has to offer. Since moving back to this area in August, I have met, serviced, and been fucked by a few dozen well-endowed hotties. I am currently planning to host a "Treat a Trick" party for Halloween. When I say, "Treat", I mean breed, and when I say, "Trick", I mean me. I'm hoping at least 50 guys I've never met before attend. My ill-fated yet illustrious porn career may have ended but my no-holds-barred habit of dick-worshiping has not. That I will do well into my golden years.

When I'm not hitting the books for school or spreading my ass-cheeks for sexy strangers, I like to hang out with my friend (yes that is meant to be singular, friend, not friends), explore all the new development in the DFW region, and play World of Warcraft. That sums up my life at the moment. Any questions? Feel free to post your questions in the comment section below. I will try to answer them in a future blog entry.

26 September 2011

Listen Up! "Right Here"

Justin Who? It's all about Nolan Sotillo! His debut single, "Right Here", addresses the matter of troubled teen relationships. How unique. In this one of kind musical gem, Nolan sings that your current man "won't do things you want" and suggests that he himself is the one to "give you what you need".... hmmm like no holds barred anal? Because that's what I need. If you're as perverted as I am (and you are) then this music video will make your ginie tickle. Don't try to deny it. He's fuckably adorable, am I RIGHT y'all?!

03 September 2011

HOLY FUCK: Noah Brooks is Hung!

Former "New Slut On The Block" and cutest bitch-boy since Brent Corrigan is also FratBoy.com's most well equipped pitcher. That's right. Noah isn't a total bottom. Noah has a big dick and he's not afraid to use it. See more of Noah's throat stretching apparatus in the full story below.

02 September 2011

Chris Gabriel is Hotter Than Marc Dylan

Pictured above is Marc Dylan on the left and Chris Gabriel on the right. Now I know it looks like its the same musclebound stud on both sides but in this case, looks are deceiving. They are two totally different people. You see, Marc Dylan is a condom-only porn star while Chris Gabriel is an insatiable bareback-only bottom slut. Marc Dylan eloquently recites lines from a script. Chris Gabriel instinctively begs for cock from every top in sight. Marc Dylan is pretty vanilla but Chris Gabriel is into sounding, fisting, gangbangs, and piss. Marc Dylan gives lip service. Chris Gabriel takes loads. While they both are physically perfect, I think Chris would be TONS more fun to have sex with. Who would you rather hook-up with? Marc or Chris? More pictures of Chris, not Marc, in the full story below.

01 September 2011

Don't Call It a Comeback

In the past month I was lucky enough to film a scene for Falcon Studios. When they generously invited me back for one last shoot, I jumped at their offer without any hesitation. And I am certainly glad I did because they paired me with the outrageously attractive Jesse Santana. He is a SEX GOD and I worshiped him accordingly. The scene will most definitely be a cock-pleaser. With that being said, please do not mistake my soon-to-be released video for a comeback. For me, one scene in four months after years of shooting four to five scenes EVERY month, is akin to a former binge-drinking alcoholic being allowed to drink one glass of champagne after being sober for decades. It tastes real good but it's not nearly enough to say I'm back to old habits. More pictures in the FULL STORY below.

16 August 2011

Without Condom

New Slut On The Block: Kevin Warhol

Nothing is sexier than seeing a naked boy on his back, with his legs up in the air, and his ass spread open. Kevin Warhol, Bel-Ami's most talented cock-whore, knows this better than anyone. From watching his body of work, the viewer can easily see that Kevin isn't a typical Eastern European street hooker. He doesn't giggle like some asinine kindergartener who has no clue as to why someone's weenie is in their face. He doesn't bounce up and down on just the tip of a dick. And he certainly doesn't fake moan (like when a dick is clearly no where near, let alone inside, an ass or a mouth but for some reason the stupid whores continue to make incredibly phony sex noises). Unlike most of his counterparts, Kevin naturally knows how to properly worship a cock in all it's glory. Pictorial proof in the full story below.

04 August 2011

Fan(?) Art

I received this in my email awhile back. It isn't as good as the other drawings of me but it's still worth an Honorable Mention. Not too sure how I feel about it though. Should I be worried or flattered that I am the subject of such degrading artistry? And why am I always tied up in a public restroom?

*If you have any work of art, in any format, and you'd like to put it on Wyler Nation, feel free to send it in!

Feed The Hungry

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Would You Blow Him? Congressman Aaron Schock

Aaron Schock is currently the youngest member of the U.S. Congress. He was elected in 2008, at the age of 27, to represent Illinois's 18th District. Congressman Schock is a Republican and a Conservative Baptist. He voted against amending federal hate-crime laws to protect homosexuals and he also voted against the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". But underneath that right-wing voting record is the hottest politician in Washington history. You must see his body in the full story below.

Raw Fuck Club: Rough Bareback Muscle Sex

This is a picture of sexual assault. The kind demented perverts like me beg for. It was taken from a video of Tommy and Geoff, two hot fuckers with gym-built bodies and big dicks, who happen to enjoy fucking without a condom. Not only do they enjoy fucking without a condom but they enjoy hard, deep, aggressive (and somewhat violent) fucking... the sort that guarantees the bottom will feel it for a few days after. If that's your cup of tea, then watch this video. If you like hot sweaty bareback sex then watch this video. And if you like muscle men who get hot and sweaty while they engage in rough physical bareback sex, then seriously, watch this video. You won't be disappointed. Check out HOTTER pictures in the full story below.

02 August 2011

Man Makes the Clothes: Alexis Mabille Men's Spring/Summer 2012 Paris Fashion Show

I'm no expert on fashion but I'm willing to learn. I even took the time to read up about the creator of the provocative collection featured in the video above, Alexis Mabille. Being American, when I hear Alexis I think woman. But no, Alexis Mabille is a man. A french man from Lyon, France to be exact. And his collection, it's unisex. That's right, the reason why the clothes look so skimpy is because they are designed for women AND men. I'd say only gay men would wear this but these pieces cost an arm and a leg so these clothes are actually just for the rich. Rich Europeans anyway. And who hasn't confused a rich European for an American homosexual? I know I make that mistake all the time.

In all honesty, I do like the clothes. Or maybe I just like the boys in the clothes. I don't know. Either way it's still a much better collection than the only other unisex clothing line that I know of, which is American Apparel. Their stuff is crap. Plus Alexis definitely has better taste in models. I mean, he uses models. Real models (If you ever want to make a porn star feel ugly, make him watch the video). American Apparel uses San Franciscan hobos.

01 August 2011

A Night at the Bath House with Cameron Adams

Like me, Cameron Adams loves being the center of attention, especially when that attention is coming from a crowd of depraved strangers hellbent on abusing a helpless bottom boy. And like me, Cameron loves going to bath houses in order to get that specific kind of attention. Watch as Cameron Adams goes to Steam Works just to get beaten up, gagged, and stuffed with cock. Watch as he gets tied up, humiliated, and pounded by every man in the building. And finally, Watch as slutty Mr. Adams slurps up load after load until his gut is about to burst! This video has my tramp-stamp of approval. Check out more pictures from Cameron's excursion in the full story below.

Taylor Breeds Vander... and PISSES on him too!

The manliest man of the ChaosMen line up is surprisingly one of the sluttiest cum-sluts on planet porn. Vander. Tall, beefy, scruffy and HUNG. He has the ideal dominant top look down to a T... doesn't he? I mean, I don't jerk off to his videos, I finger myself to his videos. Imagine my surprise when I come to find out he is seemingly more of a cock-hungry bottom bitch than an ass-pounding dominant top. However, I must say it is pretty amazing and strangely arousing to watch such a brute beg for dick, beg for cum, and basically get used like a whore. The video of Taylor using Vander's hole as a cum and piss bin is a perfect example. Check it out in the full story below.

Dirty Boy Mark

Mark certainly isn't the hottest boy I've ever seen but he does have more than enough sex appeal to make my mouth water and my hole hungry. I'm a huge fan of his five o'clock shadow, his tight toned body, and his non-existent tan. And although I think it could be a few inches bigger in both length and girth, ( I like em big, who doesn't?) I am definitely a fan of his perfectly shaped, totally suckable, and bigger than average dick. I even think his big ears are sexy. Not to mention his big kissable lips, his big Jewish nose, and his big pink nipples. Seriously. I LOVE THEM. Anyway, you need to check out all of Mark's physical assets in the full story below.

28 July 2011

Curly-Haired Hooker Bangs Calvin Koons

The Porn Gods must be readers of Wyler Nation. Last week, I wrote about both of the sluts pictured above, separately, in entirely different posts, AND on the exact same day... Then this week rolls around and voilĂ ! The "bargain basement bottom" and the "bottom who saved a scene" appear in one incredibly HOT video together! Check out the steamy pictures in the FULL STORY below.

27 July 2011


Lindsay Lohan, who is an expert at maintaining a positive public image and is arguably the greatest ginger who ever lived, once said, "I'm tired of rumors starting... I'm tired of people lying, saying what they want about me." Lindsay, I feel your pain. I too am tired of rumors starting.

Being an unapologetic porn-maker turned porn-peddler and self-professed cum-bucket, I understand that my chosen direction in life opens me up for a lot of public scrutiny. For the most part, I'm fine with it. In order to keep happy in my line of work, you really shouldn't pay attention to what strangers say about you. But sometimes it gets hard to disregard certain things... Continue reading the FULL STORY below.

24 July 2011

Speechless: Hunter Marx, Jessie Colter, and Jayden Grey

The Titan Men of today would crush the Titan Men of 2006 in a Most Fuckable Contest. And I am a Titan Man of 2006. Just look at this recent TitanMen production starring Hunter, Jessie and Jayden. I would trade all of the scene partners I ever had at Titan for just a single night with any one of these guys (especially Jessie Colter). The scene itself is torture. Good torture. Jessie is a total cock slut for both Jayden and Hunter. This is a bottom who knows his place and knows what he was born for. Bottoms-In-Training, I highly suggest you watch this video and pay close attention to Jessie's performance, you are sure to learn a thing or two about proper cock-worshiping technique. Jayden and Hunter also shine as two verbally aggressive tops tasked to make good use of Jessie's eager holes. It seriously got me wet. Sometimes I wish I had waited a few years to get into the industry simply because the guys are so much hotter now than they were back then. Watch the trailer in the full story below.

22 July 2011

Raw Fuck Club: Colton Breeds Brandon

Brandon Hawk is a scruffy bareback bottom slut with a need for seed while Colton is a masculine dominant top who loves to breed. It's a match made in porno-heaven. Decked out in fantasy jock gear, these two don't waste anytime playing games. Colton gets straight to the point and lets Brandon know exactly what he's there for... to fill his hole with seed. Brandon has an ass that's ALWAYS begging to be used as a cum dump and Colton aggressively obliges. This is what porn should be. An uninhibited display of unwrapped carnal action. Two hot rugged men, succumbing to their most base desires. Another cum-inducing scene from the Raw Fuck Club. WATCH this video. Thank me later. More pictures and video preview in full story below.

Barely Legal Boys: Kevin Pounds Skyelr

A few days ago I asked, "What's better than a whore?" The answer of course was a cheap whore. Today I ask, What is better than a cheap whore? Answer: A cheap whore who is barely-legal. Helix Studios is built on the backs (faces, asses, dicks, and loads) of the youngest video-hookers your eyes have ever seen. Most of the boys come equipped with a long thick dick, a tight little body, and the cutest prepubescent face one could ever wish to cum on. At thirty dollars a pop, these budget prostitutes are a real bargain. I hope they never realize their true value because I want to buy one and take him home with me. More pictures and videos in the full story below.

20 July 2011

Listen Up! "Gotta Be Somebody"

Shayne Ward is a gay porn star/English pop star... Just kidding. He's not a pop star... But seriously, doesn't he look like he would fit in particularly well at Raging Stallion, Titan Men, or maybe even Raw Fuck Club? Sexy men should always be shirtless and sexy Shayne does a damn fine job at being shirtless. He does so well at it that the video is nearly fappable, the only thing missing is a scene where he whips his dick out and stuffs it down some gay boys throat. The song is...oh never mind about the song, just put your speakers on mute and enjoy, trust me, it's better that way.

19 July 2011

Dominic Ford: Sam Fucks Calvin Koons

According to Dominic Ford, Sam (the top in the scene) is "clearly" from Jersey and suggests fans of the TV show, Jersey Shore, will love this video. I'm not so sure... Maybe it's just me but I think the men of Jersey Shore aren't all that attractive to begin with and Sam looks like he's a few steps down from them.  The scene isn't a total bust though. I don't know about you, but typically a porn video's success relies much more heavily on the bottom than the top. The bottom in this video is Calvin Koons and I'd say he more than makes up for Sam's presence. Check out pictures of Calvin in the FULL STORY below.

Bargain Basement Bottom

Question: What's better than a whore? Answer: A cheap whore. ItsGonnaHurt.com and the rest of Haze Cash's network of kitschy porn-sites specialize in cheap whores. In their latest video, a white prostitute services a couple of black dudes  in exchange for a bottle of Malibu Rum and a gift certificate to Joe's Crab Shack. See FULL STORY below for more pics and video.

17 July 2011

My Ass Makes Everything Better

I apologize for my absence during the past two weeks. I hope the picture above is sufficient to make you a loyal visitor of Wyler Nation again. However, if you feel more is required of me then kindly make a suggestion by leaving a comment below.

04 July 2011

Bel Ami: Two Monster Cocks, One Hungry Boy

Have you ever seen cocks this big? My jaw dropped the instant they pulled out their super-sized schlongs. It's been so long since I've fed on big massive man meat that I'd kill just to service the dicks in this scene. I loved watching these two phallically superior tops stuff that euro-trash whore like a little piggy. But now I'm wishing I was that euro-trash whore getting stuffed. You will too. More pics and video in the full story below.

03 July 2011

Tobin & Valentino RAW: Less Than the Sum of Its Parts

Few porn films this year have a more impressive pedigree than "Tobin & Valentino RAW", produced by the studio responsible for the hottest online video in gay porn history and starring models that perfectly represent two different ideal body types. Unfortunately, the video doesn't add up. Full story below.

01 July 2011

Looking Back: Muscle Ranch 2 with Danny Roddick

Out of the 150 videos that I have created during my time in porn, only a handful truly stand out in my mind. Muscle Ranch is one those videos. My scene partner in the video... the late, great, Danny Roddick, is the reason. Danny was HOT. Not just physically but literally. I remember it was cold outside the morning of our shoot but the heat radiating off his body kept me warm. He also smelled really clean and seductive, like Lever 2000 and funnel cake. He tasted good too. Everything about him turned me on. It was as if he himself were an aphrodisiac. And although Danny was a sensitive guy (AKA a bottom), he really knew how to pound an ass hard. Mine in particular as can be witnessed in this video. The entire time I just kept thinking how lucky I was to be having sex with such a beautiful man. And how passionate of a kisser he was. And how amazing his dick felt inside me. And how I wished I was physically able to have his babies. More pics and VIDEO in the full story below.

Listen Up! "I Am Your Grandma"

This will keep you entertained for precisely one minute and three seconds. Press play.

29 June 2011

A Certificate of Death

This is a clarification for those of you who want me to make a triple X resurgence under the glare of a professional camera. Mason Wyler, the porn performer, is dead. I've tried my best to resuscitate what was once a thriving and vibrant career but it simply isn't happening. I've contacted every erotic studio you can think of and haven't had any response. No one is interested in casting me anymore and I don't have the know-how, capital, or drive to start my own studio. I have officially flat-lined for much too long to ever come back. It's time I face the fact that my porno-making days are over and move forward. Thank you for all the support, kind words, and adoration you have given me. I hope that you will continue to allow me to entertain you through my blogging here on Wyler Nation.

28 June 2011

Listen Up! "Light Years"

This is Amber Davis. Amber is a halfie (half American, half Filipino) trying to gain an audience beyond the Philippine Shores. "Light Years" is her latest attempt at that feat and to be honest I find it to be fairly generic by U.S. standards. With that being said, a U.S. sound, even a bland one, is a great leap forward for a song coming out of the Philippines where the music industry seems to be mired in soft cheesy love ballads. Besides, in America, generic typically spells HIT so you might like it. That came out wrong. What I'm trying to say is that most of you have bad taste in music so something mediocre yet polished like "Light Years" might sound amazing to you. Give it a listen.

The Other Half: Nick Hissom

Ever wonder what an affluent twink would look like? Well wonder no more because I found pictures. This is Nick Hissom, born and raised in London by American parents, educated in Switzerland at an elite preparatory boarding school, and step-son of billionaire real estate developer Steve Wynn. Nick is currently attending the University of Pennsylvania, has a modeling contract with M and P Models in London and ROCK Models in Paris, and has his very own apartment in Manhattan. It's safe to say this is one young boy who has no need for a sugar daddy. Looks like you old pervs are shit out of luck with Mr. Hissom. But if you want to try anyway here is a bit of useful information: On his Facebook page he wrote, "July 4th is my birthday. I'm celebrating with a party at VIP Room in St. Tropez on Saturday July 2nd! See you there!"

More pictures and even VIDEOS of him are in the full story below!

New Slut On The Block: Noah Brooks

Meet Noah. Isn't he the most adorable thing you've ever seen? Noah may even be so cute that one might think it'd be wrong to defile him but don't be fooled, beneath his innocent good-boy looks is a filthy submissive cum-slut, living to service the world. See his slutty side in the full story below.

Better Bottoming: The Perfect Position

A good bottom should always know which positions work best for each steamy situation and sexual partner he encounters. When you have a dominant top who wants to get in real deep, the face down - ass up position pictured above is perfect. It's a position that says, "I'm a submissive horny slut ready to take your cock, SIR!", and dominant tops love that. Right?

27 June 2011

Listen Up! "This is My Life"

The Greatest Song/Performance/Singer EVER! Take a break from the auto-tuned whores of today (google Nicki Minaj or Kesha) and listen to some real music for a change. Let's it hear it for a real class act, true music royalty, Dame Shirley Bassey.

Southern Boys Do It Better: Colt Fucks Tyler

Let me start by saying this post is a little biased. I am a Texan so my viewpoint may be a little skewed but I seriously believe country boys are the cream of the crop. I mean is there any accent sexier than a country accent? I don't think so. Sex is good. Gay sex is better. Gay sex involving good ol' country boys is best. Don't believe me? Just ask Laura. Need more explicit proof? Check out "Colt Fucks Tyler" over on Southern Strokes, a website featuring exclusive content of Southern studs fucking Southern sluts. Colt spends some time working up Tyler's appetite and before you know it Tyler's hole is devouring the man's cock. WATCH. You won't be disappointed. See full story below for more pictures.

Bel Ami Stud Florian Barebacks Hung Bottom Erik

Bel Ami features some of the most beautiful boys in the world engaging in THE most beautiful thing in the world: Hot Gay Sex. Eastern European hotties Florian Nemec and Erik Bouna clearly fit the bill. They are honestly two of the cutest boys I've ever jerked off to. They're young, clean-cut, defined, and tanned but the hottest thing about them is the way they interact with each other. There's some playful flirting in the beginning but as the scene progresses their intensity builds and their attraction for one another becomes palpable. The two deliver one scorching must-see performance proving that not all Eastern European boys do porn just for the money.  

See the full story for pictures of Florian and Erik fucking bareback.

24 June 2011

One Night Only

Please join me on Friday July 8th for a night of play at Play Dance Bar in Nashville Tennessee. This will be my first club appearance in over two years and will most likely be my last. I'll be there in the flesh from 10pm till I pass out doing what any horny attention-whore would do: signing autographs, posing for pictures, giving out free porn, taking my clothes off, and trying my hardest to get laid.

Play Dance Bar is located at 1519 Church Street - Nashville, TN 37203. For more information go to www.PlayDanceBar.com

04 June 2011

Best Tits and Ass of the Week: Brandon

Brandon is the hot new model over at Sean Cody. This boy is beautiful all around but what truly sets him apart from the rest of the site's hunky line-up is his just-begging-to-be-fucked bubble-butt and his eye-catching pecs. I don't know which part of him I'd lick first. Watch his debut HERE.

03 June 2011

I Feel Just Like Chrissie

Watching this video was like watching my life. I'm totally a black chick (unwanted has-been) trying to get on a whites (desirables) only bus (porn industry) for the Miley Cyrus concert (shoots, parties, award shows, and conventions). And I totally get angry when someone doesn't bust a nut up in me - no metaphors in parentheses needed for this statement.

02 June 2011

One of the Last Men to Fuck Me on Camera

Two months ago I had the pleasure of being a total cum slut for Muscle Man Jim Ferro. I loved every second of it. From wearing a sub-style leather outfit (complete with black leather dog collar and ass-less leather chaps) to religiously worshiping Mr. Ferro's big thick dick, the sex was pure ecstasy. This man definitely used my hole for all it's worth. It felt so good that I think I got addicted to his cock. Ever since our shoot together I've been yearning for my next filling. The video will get you off. I guarantee it. A preview is posted below. CLICK HERE to witness the FULL VERSION.

01 June 2011


When a gay porn-something tells you he is retiring from smut-making, what he really means is his porn career is over. "Retirement" is a term video-whores like to throw around and devalue just like they do with the word, "star". Lots of times you hear of porn "stars" who "retire" to pursue loftier dreams in a wide range of other fields, from working their way up the corporate ladder to working the corner of rentboy.com and men4rentnow.com. Whatever they do after their days of fucking in front of the camera have stopped, they all end up having to WORK for a living, one way or another. This they call retirement and this is a total misuse of the word. In reality, to retire is to quit your job and cease working altogether because you can AFFORD to. Of course, the only people who can truly claim retirement are the people who have enough money in the bank to live off of for the remainder of their lives... or the people who don't mind being homeless. That being said, most porn-somethings I know don't have that kind of cash or tolerance. Retirement doesn't apply when you decide you don't like your work anymore, quit, and look for income elsewhere. And retirement definitely doesn't apply when your work decides they don't like you anymore, forcing you to find a different job. Call it what it is, quitting, being fired, getting laid off, unemployed, or simply over.

Over is exactly what I am. My contract is expired as of today. MasonWyler.com is officially dead. After 3 years of working for Next Door Studios they have decided I am of no more use or value to their company and have opted not to resign me. My porn career had been on life-support for over a year now so this isn't a big surprise for me. Still, having the plug finally pulled on something I love is depressing to me. I genuinely enjoy my line of work and I wish there was still a place for me in it, but I am fairly certain my time is up. I have never been an ambitious or creative person so I am having a bit of trouble figuring out what to do next. I, like the other porn-somethings, am in no position to retire so it is imperative that I realign my goals soon. Right now though, I think I just want to take a few days to mourn the end of a very big chapter in my life.

31 May 2011

The Hottest Online Video in Gay Porn History

I have watched a lifetime of porn and never have I enjoyed a hotter video than the one featuring Chaos Men's Eli and Taylor tag-teaming Gerin BAREBACK! Muscle-bound Taylor and power-top Eli deliver a scorching pervformance with dominance and a bit of verbal degradation... it's almost a bit rapey but ridiculously arousing. Their hole-pounding action is more than enough to make your inner bottom-boy instantaneously cum-bust but it is Gerin's penchant for cock-taking that makes this scene unforgettable. Gerin is the true star of the show, moaning like a bitch in heat as he gets stuffed with dick at both ends. He submissively uses every orifice of his to devour the man-meat protruding in front of him, revealing that his hunger for dick is both primal and insatiable... all the while giving you a symphony of erotic whimpers to serenade you into a climatic euphoria. Jerking off to this VIDEO has been more satisfying than some of the sex I've been having recently. Follow the link below to read the full story and see more pictures.

30 May 2011

A Simple Plan for Stopping the Spread of HIV in America, and for Alleviating the Strain HIV Infections Place on Society

It is a saddening subject to those who are American by birth and disease free by the grace of God, when they are reminded every so often, by way of gossip, dating profiles, and news media, of the prevalence of HIV carriers within our once great nation and of the rate at which they multiply. These carriers, instead of being able to contain their illness to themselves, are carelessly infecting tens of thousands healthy humans every year. These tens of thousands either soon learn of their ill-fated situation and imprudently spread their undesired acquisition to countless others, or they don't ever bother to find out that they have become newly minted vessels of such a devastating disease and unknowingly propagate their sickness anyway.

I think it is agreed by all parties that the prodigious and growing number of HIV carriers operating indiscriminately in our communities are, in the present deplorable state of the country, an unnecessary burden to our government and an inexcusable risk to healthy members of society. However, my intent is not restricted to safeguarding Americans from the pitfalls of just HIV, it is of a much greater extent and can be applied to all those who voluntarily endanger the future of the country and its citizens.

After many years of contemplating upon this serious topic, I have analyzed the current proposed solutions to the problem touted by many others and have found them greatly flawed and misleading. It is true, the use of a condom during intercourse is effective in preventing the transmission of HIV most of the time, but to say condoms are the answer to the HIV epidemic is both shortsighted and unreasonable. It is not possible to force 100 percent of the population to use condoms during intercourse 100 percent of the time. Therefore, the viability of condoms ending the spread of disease rests solely on the desire of the people to use them by their own free will, and extensive data shows their desire is lacking. Furthermore, this unnatural apparatus is rarely remembered in times of desperation, drunkenness, or instant arousal, which is when most sexual exchanges occur. Solutions such as vaccines and cures seem to be the answers everyone is waiting for but never get. Every so often, word gets out of a possible cure or vaccine, always years in the making and perpetually a decade away. These are nothing more than false hopes. Other remedies such as pharmaceutical drugs, only serve to suppress the virus within the body rather than eradicate it, adding insult to injury by gifting toxic beings with more time upon the earth to damn more along with them.

The number of HIV carriers within U.S. borders stands at nearly 1.5 million and it is estimated that roughly 50,000 join their ranks annually. The question which stands before us today, is how to effectively end their proliferation into our decent society and neutralize the risk they pose to the well-being of others. Previous and current proposals mostly deal with how the virus itself works on a microscopic level, how it is spread, and how to treat it. These endless endeavors are costly, complicated, time-consuming, and ultimately ineffective. Therefore, I shall now modestly propose my own plan which I hope will be given profound consideration by all.

I have been assured by a scholarly eugenicist and a very dear friend of mine that most, if not all, HIV positive people are detrimental to progress and will surely not be mourned or missed if they were systematically executed into extinction.

The foremost step in my plan is to implement laws which allow for the swift identification of all HIV positives subsisting amongst the people. Hospitals and clinics should be required to hand over all HIV test results and records to law enforcement agencies. Using these records, officers will be able to track down a great many of perpetrators in a short amount of time.

The police should also be given the authority to stop anyone they deem suspicious and subject them to HIV testing. A deeply insightful person, a true lover of his country, and whose morals I highly regard was recently gladdened in discussing this matter and offered up a bit of wisdom. He pointed out that the typical HIV case is either homosexual or black, sometimes both, and is either a drug addict or sexual deviant, sometimes both. Using this information, we can utilize the brilliance of racial profiling to save time, and thus money, by focusing the majority of our search in the homosexual and black communities.

Other necessary identifying measures which should be taken include: testing of all travelers entering the U.S. as well as testing all airline passengers traveling domestically, mandatory HIV screening of all those wishing to enroll in all levels of education, requiring confirmed negative status to gain employment, and the taking of blood samples from anyone seeking medical attention.

I have taken the liberty to personally try out all HIV tests available and have found OraSure's OraQuick Advance HIV Rapid Antibody Test, which uses saliva to give a result in 20 minutes, to be the most efficient. Its portability and relative cheapness make it the ideal tool for all precincts to use in our war against AIDS. If budget shortfalls make it difficult to stock every precinct, airport, border station, school, hospital, and clinic in the nation with these tests then money must be taken out of education for the time being. This is a matter of national defense and must be given unwavering priority.

Once someone is found to be HIV positive, they must be properly executed. I meditated on the idea of having them shot dead in the homes, work places, and streets where they are found but I soon came to my senses and realized how scarring these executions would be to innocent witnesses who might happen to be passing by. Therefore, I humbly suggest HIV carriers be shipped out to temporary make-shift extermination compounds which would be set up all over the country. There, they can be executed, out of sight, using a range of tactics.

Taking examples from some of the past's most ambitious and visionary leaders, I have compiled a few ways these executions may be administered. For the brunt of the eradication process, I believe death by firing squad or death by toxic gas to be the best options. Firing squads using rapid fire machine guns are useful when killing tens of thousands needs to be done is a short amount of time. It is the quickest method by far but may also be quite unorganized. If machine guns are used for mass exterminations, marksmen will need to go in afterward and sift through the piles of bodies to ensure all have perished. Gas chambers are a good choice for meticulous wardens who prefer a job done thoroughly versus quickly. In the past they have proven to be very efficient, killing 100% of those locked inside of them, and I am assured the method has been perfected over the decades. Other methods which may be deployed later on might include starvation, bombing, or drowning. When it comes to disposal of the bodies I strongly suggest burning them as to not unintentionally pollute the soil.

I think the great virtues of the proposal which I have made are obvious and many. Firstly, it would once and for all rid America of HIV, with whom we have battled with for over 30 years. Secondly, it would greatly lessen the number of addicts and perverts, most of whom are the ones with HIV. Thirdly, it would usher in the general acceptance of intercourse without condoms, making natural sex seen as pure once more instead of risky or demented. Fourthly, it would free up government resources so that money typically being wasted on social services for the undeserving may go towards more noble causes such as corporate-tax rebates which help promote job growth or military funding which protects our freedom.

Many other advantages might be enumerated. For instance, once America has been cured of this most nasty of illnesses, the ingenuity of my plan is that it can be applied to other harmful cancers that plague our nation such as the chronically homeless, the obese, and the mentally handicapped. Pharmaceutical companies profiting from the perverse illness would be forced to focus on more acceptable maladies such as premature ejaculation and Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. The world will finally be free of the Black Eyed Peas.

A bold man, who I owe my inspiration to, once had an ingenious idea to prevent the poor children of Ireland from becoming a burden upon their parents and country and its his words I graciously close my essay with, " I profess, in the sincerity of my heart, that I have not the least personal interest in endeavoring to promote this necessary work, having no other motive than the public good of my country, by advancing our trade, providing for infants, relieving the poor, and giving some pleasure to the rich."

31 March 2011

Recreating My World in Seven Days: Day 7

I have finished recreating my world and so I shall rest on the seventh day. One must have time to sit back and marvel at his own work. You should sit back and marvel with me. Take a look back at Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, and Day 6. Spend enough time on here and you will begin to understand my passion and commitment to hedonism.

30 March 2011

Recreating My World in Seven Days: Day 6

Let there be NEW porn! Not too long ago a self-induced catastrophe changed my life and toppled my porn career... but the time of mourning has passed. It is now time for me to lift myself up from the ashes and reclaim my porny glory.

I present to you my latest adult production, my 2nd scene with Raw Fuck Club and the manly Owen Hawk. I loved taking his dick so much I HAD to go back for more! And I assure you, I will continue to pop out adult content like my life depends on it... because it does.

29 March 2011

Recreating My World in Seven Days: Day 5

On the fifth day I have deemed it necessary to revive my over sexualized persona. I worked hard to create a stupid slutty image for the depraved and perverted to fantasize over. Unfortunately my reprehensible antics destroyed that image and has left me looking simply stupid and stupid doesn't typically turn people on. My writing hasn't helped either, lately it's been more lackluster and less lustful.

Today, that changes. Today, a slut regains his strength. Today, my sexual addiction wins. I am going to eat, sleep, and breathe sex. I am going to be so slutty I sweat cum. One day soon you will need to put a condom on your brain just to think about me. Dick in my mouth today. Dick in my ass tomorrow. Dick in me FOREVER!