08 February 2011

The Payoff in Patience

Please watch the following video in its entirety. Believe me, it is worth one minute and eleven seconds of your life. Pillow Pants even makes a cameo appearance!


  1. Nothing makes you realize things aren't as bad as you think like a nice set of pearly whites.

  2. is even gayer now that I was an hour ago. . .thank you.

  3. Must now pluck out his eyes to make the horror go away. There is no possible other course of action.

  4. Please, don't post something like that again with a "Graphic Content" type warning. I can't imagine that having content like that buried in your new blog is going to do much for your readership rates.

    Best Wishes on the new blog's success from a fan.

  5. I'll need a few hours of gay porn to get back to normal.

  6. Holy Crap I was just rickrolled by a bloody vagina. OMG. Thank GOD I am gay.

  7. Hi Mason.

    I am a fan. Just started following your work.

    I am a bit off, not sure if you're still in the industry. Just read about the incident.

    Hope all is well with you.

    Take care man.


  8. AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!! :-)

  9. Oh VOMIT!!!!

    What the hell is wrong with you???

    Scratch that . . . everyone's had six or more years to puzzle over that and no-one's figured it out yet. Especially not you.

    But for fuck's sake--I *have* a vagina and I didn't need to fucking see that!