19 July 2011

Bargain Basement Bottom


Question: What's better than a whore? Answer: A cheap whore. ItsGonnaHurt.com and the rest of Haze Cash's network of kitschy porn-sites specialize in cheap whores. In their latest video, a white prostitute services a couple of black dudes  in exchange for a bottle of Malibu Rum and a gift certificate to Joe's Crab Shack. See FULL STORY below for more pics and video.


The reasons to masturbate to this video are as follows: One, the curly-haired hooker looks good, especially for a hooker. Cute face, athletic build (well fed and no clear signs of drug use), and check out that tan ( from all those sunny days hanging out on the corner)! Two, it's an interracial video. It's exciting to change things up every once in awhile, take a twenty minute break from watching white people fucking and check out some black on white action instead. Three, you can rest assured that unlike many other porn models, this is a whore you can easily afford to personally play with... Turn fantasy into reality for less than the cost of a McDonald's Happy Meal. Watch his entire performance to find out if he'd be worth your money or your thirty percent off coupon to Hollister. What do you think? What's he worth?


8 comments:

  1. about a nickle haha

    ReplyDelete
  2. A fantasy is right, but a hot one at that!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I know this site... I'd love to be one of those whores!

    ReplyDelete
  4. they'd have to pay me

    ReplyDelete
  5. I know someome who did a scene with them and he said it was demeaning Amd
    A horrible experience. Not a goI'd deal.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Would be nice if gay porn broke away from the stereotypes, but that is asking for a miracle. And if anyone leaves a message about how their man/best friend of color says all the stereotypes are true, I will find you and beat you down with Sarah Palin's book.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Malibu Rum and Joe's Crab Shack! Oh, I laughed hard.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Lousy site, I've down loaded a couple of the vids for free and they all sucked. Dude can't really get hard and yeah, like really? Something that big just might hurt the little guys out there. Nothing worth beating off too.....

    ReplyDelete